Simon the Homeless

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MEANWHILE, AT THE MALL..........

Simon started screeching like a baboon and broke into the local dairy queen. He asked for a slushie MEANLY

They said... no?1?1?

Simon got really pissed and played Can You Feel My Heart on his phone while he killed everyone at the dairy queen with his pistol

Then he started crying because now there was nobody around to make him a slushie (rip bozo)

Then, Gaspard appeared. He had an amazingly amazing whopper with him.

Simon got jealous... and...

TOOK HIS WHOPPER??1?1?1 OMG HE'S SO MEAN I CAN'T

"S i m o n!1!1!!1!1" Gaspard screamed. "That's my whopper DON'T eat it"

Guess what Simon did... he... inhaled it like a whale

"Technically I didn't eat it!1!1" Simon said British™ly. "Because I inhaled it and almost choked and died!1!1!"

Gaspard got so mad that he turned into King Kong. He began smashing random stores that didn't even do anything to him.............. and Simon got jealous.

Then, Simon became Godzilla. He began eating civilians and eating stores.

Gaspard took out his matches and lit the mall on fire. Then he got out his assault rifle and started shooting the wall (he sucks at shooting)

Simon got... jealous. He only had a pistol while Gaspard had an amazingly amazing assault rifle and matches. He needed to take them, because he's a brat and needs to have his way

"GASPARD" Simon roared. "GIVE ME YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW"

Gaspard gasped dramatically.

"S-S-Simon y-y-y-you're o-o-only t-t-ten you can't say t-t-t-that"

Then they both returned to their regular forms and began shooting each other to be better. But they realized soon enough that they were immortal...

And the battle would last forever!1!1!!

part four coming out when