Issei woke up not by the women that dominated his time but in a weird field of endless starts
Issei: okay issei think someone or something has summoned you though it's probably a something than a someone
???: welcome
Issei: okay definitely a someone
???: are you gonna talk to me or talk to yourself like some crazy person
Issei : okay then tell me who you are
???: ha ha well my name is destiny
Issei : nice to meet you
Destiny : wow aren't you so nice
Issei : I try
Destiny : I'm guessing you want to know why your here
Issei : it would be appropriated as I have things to do
Destiny : can you spare 5 minutes of your time
Issei : alright make it quick
Destiny: alright alright I just have one question how can someone who was so insignificant in the cosmos to become number 1 on the top 10 strongest beings
Issei : such a simple question deserves a simple answer
Destiny : oh then tell me
Issei: cause I'm fucking awesome that's why
Destiny: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that's the funniest shit I've heard in century's
Issei : what I'm just that great
Destiny : ha ha ha your right you are just that great because I haven't laughed that hard in centuries
Issei: well if you do excuse me I have things to do
Issei opens a portal with yamato but hears something he wasn't quite expecting
Destiny: take me with you
Issei: why should I if you wanted to leave you could of done it any time
Destiny: I can't leave by myself only someone else can take me out of this realm
Issei: and why should I
Destiny: cause I'll make it worth your while
Issei: look your cute but I'm married
Destiny: if it's not my body that you want then I could be your friend
Issei: really be my friend
Destiny: yea why not you said it yourself your married and I'm guessing your not one to cheat
Issei: yea that's fucking right I don't cheat or leave people or kill those I care about just because I didn't say I love you
Destiny: woooo bro chill
Issei: eh sorry just some bad memories
Destiny: it's alright so are you gonna take me with you or are you just gonna leave me here all alone
Issei: fine I guess I couldn't leave such a cute girl by herself
Destiny : and here I thought you were married
Issei: I am but I can appreciate beauty when I see it
Destiny : oh shut up and let's go
The two walk through the portal to find them selfs in isseis bedroom where his harem looked worried and didn't notice him
Issei: why do you all look so down
Koneko : issei : where the fuck....
Issei : babe what's wrong
Koneko : who the fuck is that
Destiny: hi I'm destiny isseis friend
Kuroka : is this a joke
Destiny : nope
Kuroka : babe explain
Issei: I woke in some weird field of stars and meet her then she asked if she could come with me
Raynare : what did she offer
Issei: at first herself
Sona : issei you just got with me
Issei: Sona darling I'm not with her
Destiny: yea I'm his friend
Issei: what she said
Kunou: Am I really hearing right issei has a female friend that he's not fucking
Issei : me and you we're friends for 11 years before we became a item
Kunou: fair point
Ophis : if you try to steal my mate then you won't see tomorrow
Destiny: you can say that but you can't kill destiny
Grayfia : what does that mean
Destiny : sorry I haven't introduced myself I'm destiny the celestial concept
Serafall: issei how the fuck did you meet destiny
Issei :1 I just explained that and 2 I don't fucking know
Destiny : oh we're gonna have a great time
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