Donkey lies back on the red velvet sofa, casually tossing a velveteen cushion inlaid with diamonds in the air, humming along to fight song as it played softly in his airpod 3000s.
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The couch in question:~~~
Shrek glared at him from across the room.
Donkey glared back, and increased the volume of his humming.
"This is my fight song! Hmm hmmm, MY Be alright-"
Shrek finally speaks up, his eardrums cracked from the toneless singing that escapes from donkeys soft gorgeously sexy lips.
"Donkey would ya sing something else? Please. I've heard fight song 34 times now". Shrek spits out, exasperated.
Just a wall away, y/n and puss are settling down for the night.
At least, y/n is.
Puss.. not so much.
"Oh baby, aren't you tired?" Puss asked her, lazily lounging on a plush orange chair, man spreading, as he eats peeled grapes.
Y/n turns around, midway through her skincare regime.
She furrows her brows."H-huh? I-I'm sorry, I-I don't unders-stand? W-why would I be t-tired?" She stutters, shyly.
"Why, from running through my mind all day love. I must say, you do have stamina."
Puss smirks as y/n's cheeks darken to a shade of crimson.
" You'll need that stamina tonight." He winks flirtatiously.
"Oh and don't worry, your legs look as fine as ever, I guess I know why now."
Y/n covers her burning cheeks with one hand, as she rushes in the bathroom to get changed.
After changing she comes back out, the blush has left her cheeks, and she's wearing this:
She tries to avoid eye contact with puss.
The memory of mere seconds ago racing through her mind quickly.
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Chosen by fungus 🍃 | a shrek x fem!reader story
FanfictionShes broken, by the abuse she's suffered from her family and all the bullying. He's different, an angel on Earth. After everything she's been through could he be the one to save her? TW depression and suicide UwU