Chosen by fungus 🍃 | a shrek x fem!reader story

Chapter two

I lie back on the weedy grass field, my luggage strewn around me. The daisy chain i made hangs limply in my fingers and I sob into the ant-filled grass. My mother and Father had truly gone too far by selling me to cover their debt ... but maybe it wouldnt be too bad. I wiped the tears from my eyes, and stopped crying, Perhaps this mysterious man would be nice and would maybe even treat me better than my parents.

Suddenly a loud rattling filled my ears, and as I hastily turned, a white van came speeding around the curb, crashing into a stop-sign. A hee-haw pierced the calm evening dusk,

"ITS DONKEY YALL"

screamed a terrifying creature.

[yassified donkey]

"Was this who bought me?" I wondered to myself.

I slowly get up, gathering my things quietly as not to draw attention to myself. I pause hearing the van door slide open, turning around I see suddenly a small cat nimbly leap out of the van, he bows lowly to me, Flamboyant, taking off his elegant hat as he does so.

"Senorita, I graviously welcome you to our child capturing white van, May you, our new slave, enjoy the crusty interior. Have a good ride."

The donkey creature grasps my luggage somehow and loads it into the van remarkably quickly. The cat hisses as a bag lands on his gorgeously booted feet, "AY donkey! How many times? You. Do. Not. Touch. The. Boots. Si comprende?" Donkey cowers before the majestic animal and nods, "Yes sire, Apologies." The donkey bows his head to the cat and quickly turns back to y/n, picking her up, chucking her passed the orange animal, into the back of the van. "Sit tight, this will be a long ride" Says the wild beast, before jumping into the front seat of the car again.

I land with a thump, my tailbone feeling bruised by the hard landing, "Wait! Who are you-?! I don't have any of my other clothes-!" I struggle out, trying to grab the donkeys attention. I sneezed from the dusty van, and puss turned towards me and smirked, "Well I would've said 'God bless you' after that sneeze senorita, but it looks like he already has" I stared at him, flabbergasted. Was this orange, suave, cat my buyer? He was quite attractive..

Donkey handed everone a bottle of water, and I quickly chugged mine, spillin water on my shirt in the process, i turned around to open one of my bags in the back to replace my shirt, puss cleared his throat, "You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that" He wolf whistled for good measure, I blushed and stuttered "I-i-i- thank y-you". I changed my shirt and sat back down, puss sat right next to me. "Did this orange have a crush on me or something?" i wondered to myself. "Goddamit y/n you're not a furry. why do you even care?" I sternly told myself.

I adjusted my skirt and tights self conciously and puss spoke again, "Hey y/n is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants." I blushed like a tomato and hid in the back fo the truck. Puss beckoned me towards him, and leaned towards my ear, "Since you keep getting changed anyway, could you take off your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?" I stared at him shocked as a sly grin danced across his lips, he took a handful of change out of his pocket and laid it on the floor, "If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head y/n?" I shrugged, not processing properly what he had just asked.

Puss sighs dramatically and turns to me again, I stare back at him warily, "Hey y/n, you look nice" I sigh gratefully until he continues "But yk what you'd look better in? My bed." His grin turns into a smirk as my cheeks darken. Puss grabs at me mischievously as I struggle to reply, He stares out the window and looks at the hail, "Hmm" he sighs, "Y/n are you winter?, Cause I'm coming soon" Donkey pauses 'Man I feel like a woman' by shania twain, just long enough to holler "Puss thats just too far" Puss smirks again, and ignores donkeys braying.
I blush even harder as he continues to speak
"Is there room for another tongue in your mouth?" he says suggestively, winking flamboyantly as he does.

I stare at him in shock, as he opens his mouth again, but before he can speak Donkey yells at him
and he momentarily quietens, handing me a bottle of water.
I drink quickly, water dripping onto my jeans.

He smirks and says "I  know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink."

Donkey shakes his head and yells
"THERE ARENT EVEN ANY CALORIES IN WATER YOU IDIOT"

Puss sighs for  moment before grinning, "No no, it was flavoured".
There is silence between the three of us until Puss shifts and winces as he rolls on the hard ground of the truck.
I look at him worridly, "Are you okay " i ask.
He replies "Can you do telekinesis? Because you've made a part of me move without even touching it."
I went back to not talking, Having no windows in this van was starting to make me feel sick.

We drove in silence for a while until donkey spoke.

"Shall we play a game everyone?"

Puss begrudgingly agrees, and I nod before realising he cant see me.
I say "yes" quietly.

"Lets list one thing about ourselves" donkey continues "Y/n, you can go first"

"Uhm, alright" I reply nervously.
"I don't have any siblings" I continue, trying to remember something about myself.

Donkey nods, and says, "I like cheetos and milk. Mixed together"

Puss and I stare at him disgustedly as he tries to defend his questionable food choices. Puss speaks.

"Well y/n I'm an adventurer and I want to explore you."

I agree before realising what he said, Puss looks at me, a wide eyed expression gracing his face, leaving as quickly as it came.

I realise what had happened and I quickly explained myself so as to not give him any ideas. I stuttered with nervousness.

"N-no no, I d-didn't mean it like that! I'm s-s-sorry, I just didn't know what you said so I just agr-reed cause I didn't want to make you repeat yourself"
I hurriedly say as a smirk starts to play across his lips.

"Well if we agree, lets not wait any longer" he cackles, as he begins to remove his belt.

My eyes widen as I watch his deft paws move swiftly across the leather, the clinking of the metal echoing,  and halting as the van suddenly comes to a stop.

"Ay how disappointing, looks like we've arrived" Puss announces dramatically. "Well, perhaps another time ay?"

I nod, then freeze.

Puss bursts out laughing at my bright red face, and wipes tears from his eyes,"You'll never learn" he laughs to himself.

I bite my lip, and stare at him longily, as he walks out of the van seductively.

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1220 words :)