Donkey slammed his fist into the wall. Unsurprisingly, the hard surface did not break under his weak punch.
"God, why can't we just get through one game of cards against humanity- extremely explicit version without this insanity" He brayed loudly.
He wiped the rest of the tears from his eyes, moodily staring at the wall.
"Its not my fault that I'm the real daddy here," he grumbled to himself.
The door creakes ominously, and Donkey slowly looked up.
A gorgeously smexy green angel filled his vision and spoke in rumbling tones,
"I outta smack the shit out of you for saying that"
He growled.
"We all know im the daddy here"
Y/n walkes up behind him, and said lustfully, " yes indeed"
Puss jumped out of the closet dramatically. "Wait a damn minute, I'm the daddy here" he said indignantly.
Donkey growled at him "Thats not what you said last night bitchboy"
Puss fell over in astonishment at his audacity. Meawhile shrek lookes angrier and angrier
"How dare you challenge my dominance" he hissed. His shining green abs glistened from uh stuff.
Donkey looked frightened but he scowled right back at the grass- coloured angel.
"Oh I dare."
He smirked, albeit nervously.
"Guys.. don't like.. fight over me.." y/n blushed and stuttered.
Donkey raised an eyebrow at her.
"Bitch pleaee, I dont even like you"
Y/n gasped in shock, joining Puss on the floor. "Heyy wsp mamacita" he smirked at her.
Shrek growled at donkeys ignorance.
"How dare you say that too her!" He yelled, anger rising in his voice, "YOU INSULT MY ONE TRUE LOVE AND MY DOMINACE ALPHA KING TOP G NESS"
Donkey ran into his room and locked the door.
"where is my britney cds" he said frantically. He quickly set up the speakers so that they were flat against the wall to shrek and y/n and now puss in boots room.
"Okay okay "he mumbled to himself "almost there.. aha got it"
WITH THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS IM ON A RIDE
YOU'RE TOXIX IM SLIPPING UNDER
TASTE OF A POISON PARADISE
IM ADDICTED TO YOU
DONT YOU KNOW THAT YOUR TOXIC
Leaving it playing, donkey sexily sashayed to shrek and y/n and puss in boots room and flung open the door,
"Ooh baby get britneyed." Donkey spat out, as shrek cowered on the ground, covering y/ns ears from the aural assault.
Puss just hid in the closet again.
Donkey grabbed him and said "We have a game to finish" Before loudly slamming the door.
Y/n gazed at shrek anxiously, as sounds started to emit from their neighbours room.
"O-oh will they be o-okay" she stuttered nervously, tucking her hair behind her ear, and biting her lip.
Shrek shrugs sexily.
"Bae they'll be just as fine as we'll be."
"Ignore them, should we finish what we were doing?" He smirked, his swampy eyes taking in her Peter features.
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Chosen by fungus 🍃 | a shrek x fem!reader story
FanfictionShes broken, by the abuse she's suffered from her family and all the bullying. He's different, an angel on Earth. After everything she's been through could he be the one to save her? TW depression and suicide UwU
