Sorry we haven't been posting! There was a wedding, and then a funeral, because madmax7251 poisoned her husband cause he cheated on her with me, so now we have to get therapy together, but in the mean time enjoy this poem:
MURICA 🦅 🦅
Alaska is cold
Louisiana is disgusting
Nevada is desert
Nebraska is Alaska long lost twin sister
West Virginia.. where no one gives a shit
W h a t is new hampshire
Louisiana is disgusting
Iowa
No one talks about iowa
Iowa is nothing
North dakota
Where no one gives a shit
Except for mount rushmore
Michigan is Michigan
North Carolina???
What the fuck??
Rhode island is at the end somewhere
Vermont sounds like a overpriced clothing brand
Oklahoma is a fucking disgrace
New Mexico is JUST LAZY PEOPLE
Kentucky is rednecks
Maines near nyc
I think
Wisconsin is rednecks
Montana is Miley cyrus
THERES SOUTH CAROLINA TOO
JUST MAKE IT ONE FUCKING STATE
Pennsylvanian has cream cheese
Virginia means smth nsfw and from that song
Arizona has cactus
Tf is New Jersey
In Alabama they like to keep it in the FAMILY
Hawaii is an island
What the fuck is georgia
Washington dc is the president
Massachusetts is uh a state
Boston is the land of vegans
Indiana is a Michel Jackson song
IN SAN FRANCISCO WE'RE ALL GAY
New Yorkers drank so much coffee that they now say it weird
Arkansas is pronounced WRONG
Ohio is ohio
Florida is full of crackheads.. but it has theme parks!
California is full of influencer and desert
LA is stripclubs and kardashians
Texas is brisket and rednecks
Mississippi is a river
Kansas is farmers and white people
(No offence to anyone please keep in mind)
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Chosen by fungus 🍃 | a shrek x fem!reader story
FanfictionShes broken, by the abuse she's suffered from her family and all the bullying. He's different, an angel on Earth. After everything she's been through could he be the one to save her? TW depression and suicide UwU
