If PancakeSageFan69 and Savitarous came to NZ

Me and D A B O I S

It was a normal day for Rylee, he felt like listening to music while walking so he put on his headphones, grabbed his phone, and went on his way. He walked up his driveway and then down the small wide hill that he lived on, once he walked down he took a left and continued walking until he made it to this bit here. 

Normally Rylee just walks across the street wishing someone would run him over, but this time there was a white van with two people inside. Rylee just waited for them to cross but then the door opened and someone walked out. 

???: "I know you!"

Rylee: "Yeah I'm the guy from TikTok"

???: "what no, your Ryleemakesthings"

Rylee: "Yea"

???: "Bro its us"

Rylee: "Us?"

Another person gets out the van.

Rylee: "Oh so this is a gang bang, lovely"

???: "No! I mean if you wanna, but NO! We're PancakeSageFan69 and Savitarous"

Rylee: "Oh cool, how did you find me?"

Savirarous: "Well we know that you say mum instead of mom like a weirdo so we just went to every place that speaks like that"

Rylee: "Oh, so how was that?"

-Pancake and Sav's Adventure-

Pancakes: "Oh the UK!"

Sav: "Yea"

Pancake: "Alright the quicker we find him the quicker I can hold him at gunpoint to write ryope"

Sav: "Ok"

UK PoPo: "Oh noes the americans!"

Sav: "What?"

The Police then drop kicked Pancakes and Sav back to the land of guns and racism. 

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Pancakes: "Australia!"

Sav: "Ouch"

Pancakes: "What?"

Pancakes looked over at Sav, but he was melting.

Pancakes: "Sav?"

Sav: "Help muuuhhhhhh"

Pancakes: "Eh you'll walk it off"

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Pancakes: "Eh it was alright"

Rylee: "How did Sav get back to normal"

Pancakes: "Don't ask..."

Sav: "He pumped me"

Pancakes: "Like I said... So when are we gonna fuck sheep"

Rylee: "Ummm, we don't fuck sheep"

Pancakes: "Awe, well can we atleast watch lord of the rings?"

Rylee: "Nah its kinda gay not gonna lie"

Pancakes: "What? Wait were you born in New Zealand?"

Rylee: "Yea?"

Pancake: "Then start acting like it, you don't fuck sheep, and you don't watch lord of the rings"

Rylee: "What's next I like rugby and I do the Haka all the time?"

Pancake: "YOU DON'T LIKE RUGBY! WHAT KIND OF NEW ZEALANDER ARE YOU?"

Rylee: "We're called Kiwi's, not New Zealanders"

Sav: "So your named after a fruit?"

Rylee: "No it's our native bird"

Sav: "What? YOU HAVE A BIRD MADE OUT OF FRUIT!"

Rylee: "No?"

Pancakes: "Well you don't have fruit birds, you don't do lord of the rings, you don't fuck sheep, this place sounds like the worst thing ever"

Rylee: "Well we don't have alot of school shootings or bomb threats..."

Pancakes: "... WHAT IN THE EVER SO LIVING FU-"