Sav Dies of Death After Rylee and Pancakes commits E in 1997

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Rylee: "hey Pancakes I just realised"


Pancake: "What?"


Rylee: "You have a book with Me, Sav and You, I have a book with Me, Sav and You, But Sav doesn't have a book with Me, Himself and You"


Pancake: ":0"


Sav: "What are you guys talking about?"


Pancakes: "Do you respect us?"


Sav: "What yeah?"


Rylee: "Then how come you don't have a book with me and Pancakes in it"


Sav: "I just don't wanna!"


Pancake: "Are we a joke to you?"


Sav: "What no I just don't wanna"


Rylee then grabbed a knife. 


Sav: "Woah, why do you have a knife!"


Rylee: "I'm about to turn you transgender. 


Sav: "What, how?"


Rylee: "I'm gotta cut your pp off"


Sav: "NO I NEED MY PP!"


Rylee: "PANCAKES DROP HIS PANTS!"


Pancake: "Wait no! That's gay"


Rylee: "Just drop him pants Pancakes stop being a pussy"


Pancakes: "No!"


Rylee: "You have to see the homies penises at some point, and when your homies pp is getting cut off is the perfect time, SO DROP HIS PANTS OR I TURN YOU TRANSGENDER!"


Pancakes: "No how am I suppose to jack off to Sage rule 34!"


Rylee: "You can masterbate as a girl you know that right? NOW DROP HIS PANTS!"


Pancakes: "Fine, fine"


Pancakes dropped Sav's pants and underwear to reveal his cock and balls.


Rylee: "Alright"


Rylee then chopped Sav's penis off and threw it at Pancakes.


Sav: "AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH, MY PP!"


Pancakes: "Ew, Ew, Ew"


Rylee: "Okay done, what did we learn today?"


Pancakes: "I hate myself"


Sav: "FFFUUUCCCKKK!"


Rylee: "And I learnt that Pancakes is totally gay"

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