Pancakes Goes to Court Because He Fucked a Child...

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Pancakes left his bedroom after have highly sexual intercourse with Sage.


Pancakes: "Thanks for letting me fuck ADULT Sage"


Rylee: "Yeah about that..."


Pancakes: "About what?"


Rylee: "Yeah that was just Sage"


Pancakes: "I'm sorry wha?"


Rylee: "Yeah so when I went onto Creative mode I didn't write adult, I just wrote Sage"


Pancakes: "fuck"


Rylee: "Yeah you just got sued by Sega"


Pancakes: "fuck"


Rylee: "Don't worry I got a good lawyer"


Pancakes: "You better cause I am NOT going to jail!"


Rylee: "K"


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Pancakes was in court just waiting for the very poggers lawyer that Rylee was talking about. He looked over at the other side to see Sage. 


Pancakes: "Come on Rylee, where the fuck is your lawyer"


Soon Rylee walked into the court room with a suitcase and sat down next to Pancakes.


Pancakes: "Wheres the lawyer?"


Rylee: "I am the lawyer"


Pancakes: "Rylee... You my homie and all, but what the fuck"


Rylee: "Come on, we haven't even seen there lawyer"


Pancakes: "Yeah they're Sega, they got money"


Rylee: "Well that sounds like a you problem"


Pancakes: "I'm totally going to jail"


Soon Sega's lawyer came out and it was-


Pancake: "Oh no"


Rylee: "Yeah we're screwed"


Soon the judge slammed his hammer.


The Judge: "I missed swimming lessons for this, Is the defence ready?"


Rylee: "Yea"


The Judge: "Is the accusation ready"


Sav: "Yea"


Rylee: "Sav, why are you betraying us?!"


Sav: "Cause after this, that PS5 is mine"


Rylee: "._."


Pancakes: "Well it's Sav, what's the worst that could happen?"


Rylee: "He gave Micheal Jackson all of his chances"


Pancakes: "Fuck..."


The Judge: "Accusation, make your opening statement"


Sav: "Thanks... So today, my client,  who is a child, was raped by Mr. Fan69, and not only that, Mr. Makescringe let him get away with that, and so today I will store Justice to the world once again, by putting Mr. Fan69 and Mr. Makescringe in jails"


The Judge: "Defence, make your opening statement"


Rylee: "Ummm, Mr. Fan69 is submissive and breedable..."


The Judge: "Is that it?"


Rylee: "Yea"


The Judge: "ok? Accusation, do your first case"


Sav: "I call, Sage to the stand"


Sage walked to the stand.


Sav: "Did that man-"


Pointing to Pancakes. 


Sav: "Touch you in inappropriate ways?"


Sage: "Yes"


Sav: "Show us on the doll where he did"


Sav Passed her a doll and Sage pointed to the dolls ass, boobs, pussy and mouth.


The Crowd: ":o"


Sav: "You can sit back down now"


Sage: "K"


Sage then sat back down at the table.


The Judge: "Defence make your first case"


Rylee: "Okay, ifyourgaysaywhat!"


The Judge: "What?"


Rylee and Pancakes: "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"


The Judge: "That's it, I call Mr. Fan69 and Mr. Makescringe to Jail for not only raping a child, but also calling me a homosexual"


Rylee and Pancakes: "Shit..."


Sav: "Bye guys, that PS5 is mine!"


Soon the Po Po started dragging them out.


Rylee: "I will KILL YOU! I WILL MURDER YOU!"



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