Pancakes Gets Probed By Horny Aliens

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Rylee, Sav and Pancakes were sitting on the couch.


Rylee: "So your telling me, that you had a nightmare that aliens picked you up, and shoved crap up your asshole, and then put you back"


Pancakes: "Yea"


Sav: "... what the hell?"


Pancakes: "I know it was a weird, AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, dream"


Soon a robot satelite came out of Pancakes bumhole. 


Sav and Rylee: "Holy shoot!"


Pancakes: "What?"


Sav: "I don't think that alien stuff was a nightmare"


Pancakes: "Huh, come on aliens wouldn't grab ME"


Rylee: "I thought that too but I just witnessed the fucking terminator crawl out your asshole!"


The satelite then went back inside his ass.


Sav: "Well now we got free cable hehe"


Rylee: "Yeah, hehe"


Pancakes: "No your being stupid!"


Sav: "Wait give him a large full body mirror"


Rylee: "Alrighty"


Rylee pulls a full body mirror out.


Sav: "Where were you keeping that?"


Rylee: "Yes"


Rylee put the mirror down.


Pancakes: "Okay you don't need to- AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


The giant satellite came back outta his ass.


Rylee: "You see that shit!"


Pancakes: "My shit is a a fucking satellite!"


Rylee: "Okay ummm, I'll pull it outta your asshole"


Sav: "What?"


Rylee: "I'm just going to pull the giant satellite outta his asshole"


Sav: "Oh yeah that sounds really normal doesn't it?"


Rylee: "Yeah?"


Rylee grabbed the ass satellite and pulled it out, and he did! The satellite came out his asshole and onto the floor.


Rylee: "YES I PULLED THE SATELLITE OUT OF HIS ASSHOLE!"  


Rylee's Neighbours: "What the actual fu-"

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