Rylee and PancakeSageFan69 are tied up in a dark room.
Sav: "Last chapter you chopped my large PP off"
Rylee: "Uh oh"
Sav: "Do you know how long it took to get it back, I went onto Rule34.xxx to get futa"
Pancake: "Oh god are you gonna chop our PP's off!"
Sav: "No, I'm gonna do something much worse"
Rylee: "Oh god"
Soon the floor in front of Rylee and Pancakes opened up to reveal lava.
Pancake: "Oh crap, we're gonna die in lava!"
Sav: "Nop not you"
Rylee: "Wha?"
The roof opened up and in came Sage holding Pancakes tied up, and Tamara from the hit web-toon Ellsworld.
Pancakes: "You sick bitch! THAT'S A WASTE OF PANCAKES, oh and Sage I guess"
Rylee: "YOU BASTARD I WILL MURDER YOU!"
Sav: "The rules are simple, you two are gonna decide, if you both agree on Sage and Pancakes, I will fuck Sage and eat the Pancakes in front of Pancakes while Rylee is free, if you both agree on Tamara then I'll fuck her while Rylee watches and Pancakes will be freed, if you don't decide in 5 minutes then they'll drop into the lava and die in front of you both, timer starts NOW!"
Rylee: "So I think its clear that we pick Sage"
Pancakes: "No you idiot we pick Tamara!"
Rylee: "Huh no? Sage isn't even hot, and you can just buy Pancakes!"
Pancakes: "You know they didn't say that the one who leaves gets a prize right?"
Rylee: "Yeah but at least I get a fucking chance to fuck her"
Pancakes: "We're picking Tamara!"
Rylee: "No we are picking Sage!"
Sav: "4 minutes left"
Rylee: "Just fucking let him eat pancakes and fuck Sage bro, stop being a dick!"
Pancakes: "I'm being a dick! If I wasn't tied up I would yeet you in that lava"
Rylee: "SAGE!"
Pancakes: "TAMARA!"
Sage: "Pancakes if I live we could have a little fun"
Tamara: "Rylee if I live you can hang out with me for 10 minutes without me punching you in the face!"
Rylee: "Holy shit, my high score is 10 seconds"
Pancakes: "WE ARE LETTING SAV FUCK TAMARA!"
Rylee: "WE ARE LETTING SAV EAT PANCAKES AND FUCK SAGE!"
Sav: "3 minutes left"
Rylee: "SAGE!"
Pancakes: "TAMARA!"
Rylee: "Why would you want Sage to not be fucked?"
Pancakes: "Cause I get Pancakes, and I won't have my virginity anymore! Why should Tamara not be fucked!?"
Rylee: "Cause she has boobs and I get to hang out with her for 10 minutes!"
Pancakes: "That sounds so fucking sad bro"
Rylee: "YOUR MUM IS SAD!"
Pancakes: "NO YOUR MOM IS SAD!"
Sav: "2 Minutes Left"
Pancakes: "I WISH I NEVER READ YOUR SHITTY FANFICTION, CAUSE IF I DIDN'T I WOULDN'T BE HERE!"
Rylee: "THAT FANFICTION WAS A GOOD FIRST TRY!"
Pancakes: "I WOULD RATHER READ TOMTORD!"
Sav: "1 Minute Left"
Rylee: "Why would you say that man? I thought, I thought we we're mates :("
Pancake: "Nah bro, you fuckin' weird"
Rylee: "This is why I don't read your fanfiction, cause THERE GAY!"
Pancakes: "NO YOUR GAY!"
Rylee: "NO I'M FICTOSEXUAL!"
Pancakes: "NO YOUR JUST A PIECE OF SHIT!"
Sav: "Your time is up, do you have a choice"
Rylee: "Yeah fuck Sage"
Pancakes: "No fuck Tamara!"
Sav: "Guess not"
Soon Sage with the Pancakes and Tamara dropped into the lava and died.
Rylee: "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
Pancake: "MY FAULT?!"
-They Argued for the rest of their lives, even on their grave it says that it was the other persons fault-
