How The Mexican Crossed The Border

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(Before the events of the first chapter)


Sav looked at the border between the USA and Mexico. 


Sav: "Alrighty let's do this shit"


Sav walked into the border officer where he met someone.


Sav: "Can I cross this border plz"


Guy: "Do you have a Green Card?"


Sav: "No?"


Guy: "Then get outta here you Mexican"


Sav: "Bro why do I even need a Green Card to go the USA, why can't I just go there!"


Guy: "Cause your Mexican you nitwit"


Sav: "This is racist and bullshit"


Guy: "Now piss off and eat your Tacos or some Mexico shit"


Sav: "bien, voy a cruzar esta frontera y estar en los EE. UU. y tu feo trasero no me detendrá, perra racista, ¡puedes obtener una tarjeta verde y meterla en tu trasero!"


Guy: "I don't speak Taco-Bell"


Sav: "Taco-Bell, bueno, eres la misma perra americana gorda y racista, y tu familia no te quiere."


Guy: "Now the things you said in Taco words sounded really mean to me, so piss off"


Sav walked out the building at looked at the giant wall.


Sav: "Looks like I gotta pull a EddieVR and jump over this fuckin' border"


Sav then started running on the walls like he's in some fuckin' video game, but then the sirens went off and the Border Patrol started chasing him. 


Sav: "Fuck!"


Sav Started running faster as he got closer to the top of the border. Soon he finally made it, but the Border Patrol was up there with them.


Officer: "Alright you mexican you going to jail"


Sav: "But your forgetting something"


Officer: "What?"


Sav then pulls out a tortilla. 


Officer: "What the hell?"


Sav: "Dile a México que los amo pero, ¡tengo que conocer a Pancakes y encontrar a Rylee!"


Sav then jumped off the border and used the Tortilla as a parachute. He soon landed on the USA surface. 


Sav: "Now time to find Pancakes!" 

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