Pancakes FBI Agents Finding Him

4 2 16
                                    

Pancakes is on the internet (oh noes) but then, the FBI breaks into his rooms. 


FBI Agent: "FBI open up, Saw your browser history so wassup? Kicked your front door down taking you downtown in our big black armoured truck"


Pancakes: "Oh noes"


FBI Agent: "We are the FBI that's a crime! Getting your Minecraft free online, Incognito Mode can't stop us bro we can watch you anytime"


Pancakes: "Where did you even come from?"


FBI Agent: "We're behind your house, in the alleyway, Because you watching too much anime, Police Station just a block away, Anime Boobies every day you view these!"


Pancakes: "No I don't! How would you even know!"


FBI Agent: "We can see boy, what your searching, you've got a good meme choice, so it's worth it, We all know that you don't keep clean, but congrats on that like from Belle Delphine"


Pancakes: "Can you say the thing"


FBI Agent: "FBI open up?"


Pancakes: ":)"


FBI Agent: "Hear that nee naw boy wassup, sticking tape on your cam won't do much man cause we're everywhere you look" 


Pancake: "K you pervert"


FBI Agent: "We are the FBI we're your friend"


Pancakes: "I'm getting fuckin' TordVPN"


FBI Agent: "You don't need a VPN, and I'm sorry bro, that the girl said no, when you slid in them DMs"


Pancakes: "What the hell, Alexa get this bitch outta here"


FBI Agent: "Hey Alexa, she's listening, the mic is hot so we can listen in, I found that folder, it's sickening, I never knew people could could achieve that positioning" 


Pancakes: "That's my secret folder!"


 FBI Agent: "Friend, you have an addiction, just read your Tom Nook fanfiction, not gonna lie it was kinda a hit son, but less gratuitous description"


Pancakes: "Say the thing again"


 FBI Agent: "FBI OPEN UP!"


Pancakes: "Yay! :D"


FBI Agent: "You need help your KD sucks, You've been playing W.O.W for 10 years now and you're barely levelled up!"


Pancakes: "But it hard :("


FBI Agent: "We are the FBI, that's a crime!"


Pancakes: "What is?"


FBI Agent: "For you to have this much game time, Violent comes from gaming so GO AND GET A LIFE"


Pancakes: "I can't buy one :("


FBI Agent:  "We are the FBI, where's your mum?"


Pancakes: "idk, why?"


FBI Agent: " Cos I kinda like her bum, go get Pam on the webcam so I can have some fun"


Pancakes: ":0"


FBI Agent: "Not just the FBI, I'm your dad, sorry son please don't get mad, 15 years ago I left and I feel really bad"


Pancakes: "Daddy?"


FBI Agent (Pancakes Dad): "I am the FBI it's not a joke, I got this job to see you grow, all this watching you online made me want to come home"


Pancakes: ":')" 


FBI Agent (Pancakes Dad): "I need you, You need me, we need eachother son, that is what I learned"


Pancakes: "Yea"


FBI Agent (Pancakes Dad): "Are you winning son? Like I knew you could, and I miss Pam's bum, more then I thought I would"



-Pancakes Dad then left to get milk again and never came back-

If PancakeSageFan69 and Savitarous came to NZWhere stories live. Discover now