The Gang goes to a Four Square and then the Bakery

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The Gang moved in with Rylee and shit and they woke up the next morning, Sav and Pancakes were fighting over who was gonna play on the PS5, and Rylee knew that none of them were cause they suck. 


Pancakes: "No I'm playing on the PS5"


Sav: "Well... Puedes ir a chupar un pene peludo porque no está recibiendo esta PS5, para ser honesto, Pancakes, te odio, espero que tu perro muera en un accidente automovilístico, espero que tus seres queridos mueran de la manera más dolorosa, espero que mueras de cáncer, o dicho de otro modo... Vete a la mierda"


Pancakes: "I don't know what you said but it sounded really mean :("


Rylee: "Hey guys you wanna go to the four square?"


Pancakes: "What the hell is that?"


Rylee: "It's a store"


Pancakes: "Oh... Sure"


Sav: "Okay?"


Rylee, Pancakes and Sav walked all the way to the four square at Red Beach. They then go inside the store and Pancakes is in shock.


Pancake: "So where are the robbers"


Rylee: "E"


Pancake: "Oh okay"


Store Clerk: "Kia Ora"


Rylee: "Yeah Kia Ora"


Pancakes: "Sav, I think Rylee's in a cult... There speaking in the ways of there master"


Sav: "Woah..."


Rylee then went to the back of the store and got some ice cream. He then bought it at the counter and the guy scanned it. He then gives it to Rylee.


Rylee: "Chur bro"


Rylee then put the ice cream container in his bag and walked to the bakery next door. 


Bakery Guy at the Counter: "Chur brother, what can I get you?"


Rylee: "Oh can I get 6 pies, 2 Savouries, and uhh Cream Donut, oh y'all want anything"


Pancakes: "How can someone eat that much pies?"


Sav: "What the heck"


Pancake: "Uhh... Nah"


Sav: "I-I'm good"


Bakery Guy at the Counter: "What are your friends doing, not even gonna get 2 pies?"


Rylee: "Oh yeah there not from here"


Bakery Guy at the Counter: "oohhh, right"


Rylee: "Yea I don't think they can handle the greatness of a New Zealand Pie"


Sav: "What WE CAN HANDLE IT!"


Pancakes: "Yeah, it's just a pie"


Bakery Guy at the Counter: "Alright, this one on the house" 


The guy passes a pie to Pancakes and he takes one bite. So he falls to the floor and starts foaming up in the mouth like he just got rabies. Soon he stopped and he got up.


Sav: "What the hell just happened"


Rylee: "He could handle the greatness of a New Zealand Pie"


Sav: "Dame"

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