Pancakes and Sav were on the couch doing nothing, cause nothing is what they do best... But then Paige appeared outta no where again.
Sav: "Oh you again"
Pancakes: "You have boobs can I fuck you?"
Paige: "uhhhh no"
Sav: "What the hell do you want?"
Paige: "Yeah well Kinda Cringe Wave 2 is almost over and I'm not appearing in Kinda Cringe Wave 3, so the studio made me go lower in budget and now I'm here"
Sav: "Well look I'm Paige and I'm a fucking side character in a book that Real Rylee actually cares about"
Paige: "Your mocking me aren't you?"
Sav: "Yea"
Paige: "Oh look my names Sav and some of my book chapters start with dialog!"
Sav: "Hey!"
Paige: "You did it first!"
Sav: "Yeah but when I did it, it was funny, you're just being a dick"
Paige: "Please say Wave 3 has less chapters cause I don't wanna be stuck here with you, and someone whos name is a breakfast food"
Pancakes: "It has 24 chapters"
Paige: "Dame it"
Pancakes: "And you appear in 16 times in Wave 4"
Paige: "How do you know that?"
Pancake: "I know everything"
Paige: "Great"
Sav: "So how does it feel to have ever chapter be over 200 words?"
Paige: "Better then this hell hole"
Pancakes: "So you'll just be here when you don't appear in Kinda Cringe"
Paige: "Either that or Kinda Cringe Extra"
Pancake: "Hehe we beat that old hellhole in comments"
Paige: "You haven't talked to a woman in your entire lives, I can tell"
Pancakes: "Wait you're a girl?"
Paige: "Yeah?"
Pancakes: "Okay then"
Pancakes the starts unzipping his pants.
Paige: "I'm not fucking you"
Pancakes then zips his pants back up.
Sav: "Wait ARE YOU USING US TO SELL KINDA CRINGE WAVE 3!?"
Paige: "Yeah I get paid for doing that"
Sav: "... What if we advert this book on Kinda Cringe?"
Paige: "First you gotta be better then Kinda Cringe you nitwit"
Sav: ">:("
Pancakes: "Wait are y'all paid?"
Paige: "I mean we don't know when there filming, so everything there is real, but we get paid"
Pancakes: "Is that canon?"
Sav: "Yea?"
Paige: "You're getting this info on a whole different book with no Kinda Cringe in the name, of course it isn't canon!"
Sav: "Well you suck!"
Pancakes: "My balls"
Paige: "No u and No"
