Why Are You Here!?

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Pancakes and Sav were on the couch doing nothing, cause nothing is what they do best... But then Paige appeared outta no where again.


Sav: "Oh you again"


Pancakes: "You have boobs can I fuck you?"


Paige: "uhhhh no"


Sav: "What the hell do you want?"


Paige: "Yeah well Kinda Cringe Wave 2 is almost over and I'm not appearing in Kinda Cringe Wave 3, so the studio made me go lower in budget and now I'm here"


Sav: "Well look I'm Paige and I'm a fucking side character in a book that Real Rylee actually cares about"


Paige: "Your mocking me aren't you?"


Sav: "Yea"


Paige: "Oh look my names Sav and some of my book chapters start with dialog!"


Sav: "Hey!"


Paige: "You did it first!"


Sav: "Yeah but when I did it, it was funny, you're just being a dick"


Paige: "Please say Wave 3 has less chapters cause I don't wanna be stuck here with you, and someone whos name is a breakfast food"


Pancakes: "It has 24 chapters"


Paige: "Dame it"


Pancakes: "And you appear in 16 times in Wave 4"


Paige: "How do you know that?"


Pancake: "I know everything"


Paige: "Great"


Sav: "So how does it feel to have ever chapter be over 200 words?"


Paige: "Better then this hell hole"


Pancakes: "So you'll just be here when you don't appear in Kinda Cringe"


Paige: "Either that or Kinda Cringe Extra"


Pancake: "Hehe we beat that old hellhole in comments"


Paige: "You haven't talked to a woman in your entire lives, I can tell"


Pancakes: "Wait you're a girl?"


Paige: "Yeah?"


Pancakes: "Okay then"


Pancakes the starts unzipping his pants.


Paige: "I'm not fucking you"


Pancakes then zips his pants back up. 


Sav: "Wait ARE YOU USING US TO SELL KINDA CRINGE WAVE 3!?"


Paige: "Yeah I get paid for doing that"


Sav: "... What if we advert this book on Kinda Cringe?"


Paige: "First you gotta be better then Kinda Cringe you nitwit"


Sav: ">:(" 


Pancakes: "Wait are y'all paid?"


Paige: "I mean we don't know when there filming, so everything there is real, but we get paid"


Pancakes: "Is that canon?"


Sav: "Yea?"


Paige: "You're getting this info on a whole different book with no Kinda Cringe in the name, of course it isn't canon!"


Sav: "Well you suck!"


Pancakes: "My balls"


Paige: "No u and No"



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