oumota oneshots

bbg pls (joke but they do end up dating)

No context for u hahahahaha

No one's pov

As kokichi was hanging out with his friends kaito finally showed up.
"Hi kaito!" Keade said. Beforehand they made a bet with kokichi and he lost. Miu came up with a punishment for the panta lover.
Before kaito showed up-
"Okokok what is my punishment?" Kokichi asked. "So you've been pinning on kaito for 3 years right?" Miu started. "Yeah?" The shorter boy admitted. "So I want you to ask for his number in a joking way or something like that." Miu said. "Wait so you've been pinning on kaito and never got his number?" Shuichi asked. "Yeah shut it dickhead." Kokichi said. "fine." He continued.
"So what will you say to him?" Rantaro asked. "I'll say, 'can I have your number?' but when I get his number I'll start saying things like 'pls bbg' or something like that." Kokichi came up with. He didn't think of this as a punishment.

Back to present time

"Hey kaito?" Kokichi started. "Yeah?" Kaito said back now facing the shorter male. "Can I have your number? I have everyone else's but yours. And I need to make us a gc." Kokichi asked. "Um sure yeah!" Kaito gave kokichi his number.

After school(they are texting)
Bold=kokichi this= kaito

Hey is this kaito?

Yup! Hey kokichi!

Can you come to my house? Pls bbg????????

Oh my god kokichi -_- yes I'm omw

Good bbg

Stfu

Kaito and kokichi meet up at kokichi s house. And after a while kaito left

Hey bbg wanna go out???

This is a few months later-

I- kokichi!

Pls bbg

Fine yeah we can.

Really?

Yeah I'll meet you at your house

281 words. This sounds like something my friend would do.