y/n does not catch a break

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You did not take the news well. Holy shit. Your dad was alive after 2 years and Dainsleif knew and never told you and apparently Capitano is in on some plan and- literally what the fuck.

Dainsleif kept telling you that the hero's needed time for something, BUT WHAT WAS SOMETHING?!

He told you not to worry about it but that night on your way home it was all you could think about.

Of course, your friends were always themselves to get your mind off of it.

Rich mfs, except y/n

Dottore
so r we all coming tmrw

cuz

I invited tighnari

and he invited his friend group so uh larger party yk

Rosalyne
that means we're gonna see bae alhaitham

Pantalone
tf u mean bae hoe?

Ajax
I wonder if they'll get used to our crazy

Dottore
They party as hard as us, if anything they might be even crazier

Scaramouche
that's physically not possible

Ajax
WHAT

THIS IS WAR

COMRADES

ASSEMBLE.

NOW IS THE TIME FOR WAR

GATHER THE MEN

SEND RHEM OUT

WE WILL SELL THE CHILDREN

AND FOR THR WOMEN...

HAHAHAHHA

OH THE WOMEN

HHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

MUAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

we will treat them with respect and make sure they are taken care of.

Diluc
did

did u just recreate the scene of mort from Madagascar

Rosalyne
I think he did

I don't think they party as hard as us when us is literally ajax

A remmeber the time he got so drunk he blasted Nicki Minaj while Pierro was sleeping, barged into his room and started twerking in his face and Pierro literally threw him

Ajax

I still have a bruise from that

Diluc
That was fucking hilarious

or that time Scaramouche poured water on Dottore and he was so hung over and he woke up saying "hello?"

Dottore
HAHAHHAHAHA

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