Kristijan : The sky is beautiful tonight.
Rafa : Wanna know who else is beautiful?
Kristijan, blushing : Who?
Filip, sitting between them : Me.
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Oliver : Why is Kristijan on the ground?
Jesper : Oh, he's fine, he just learnt that-
Kristijan, voice muffled : Time is a construct and everything is a lie.
Jesper : I've grown three inches.
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Gonça : *lifts weights so he can carry bigger dogs*
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Almamy : Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Evan : Three words.
Almamy :
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Gonça : Why do you have to be taller than me?
Timmy : Would you prefer me on my knees?
Gonça : What
Timmy : What
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Timmy : When do you plan to take down the Christmas tree?
Gonça : We don't have a Christmas tree.
Timmy : What are you talking about? It's right there.
Gonça : That used to be a Christmas tree. Now it's a President's Day tree.
Timmy : If it becomes a Fourth of July tree we have a problem.
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Rafa : I've been thinking a lot about the fact that defining unwed cohabitation as ''domestic partnership'' implies that ''feral partnership'' also exists, and I think I've found a new life goal...
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Jesper : No reason for y'all to hate raccoons, they're just tiny dogs in need of a loving and caring home.
Jens : Dogs don't have hands.
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Ajdin, after consuming enough caffeine to kill three horses, crawling around the room rapidly : WHERE ARE THE FRESH CHILDREN FOR ME TO FEAST UPON?
Jesper, holding up a cross, backing himself into a corner : What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
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Jesper : Any advice for being single on Valentine's Day?
Kristijan : Whenever you see a couple hugging, laughing, or kissing, walk up to one of them and scream, ''YOU CHEATER, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME'', then slap them and run away crying. That should be interesting.
