Hrvoje : Do you drink milk?
Rafa : Whose?
Hrvoje : I'm sorry what the fuck-
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Lucas : I'm a pacifist.
Lucas : You mess with me, I'm a pass-a-fist across your face.
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Tuta : *giggles cutely*
Tuta : I'm going to fucking snap.
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Simon, giving Diant flowers : They match your eyes.
Diant : These are lilies. They are white.
Simon : That's, like, most of your eyes.
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Daichi : You need a job.
Makoto : I have one. Dealing with your madness is full time.
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Tuta :... And that is the true meaning of Cinco de Mayo.
Makoto : While that was a very touching story, despite it being riddled with historical inaccuracies, what I asked was ''where were you the night of the robbery?''
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Gonça : Frankly, I'm incredibly offended that you would think I was the one that set the kitchen on fire.
Timmy : So you're saying it wasn't you?
Gonça : I mean, yeah, it was, but I'm still incredibly offended.
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Jens : Can I marry Jesper?
Timmy : What is this? The dark ages? I'm not even-You know what, because you asked, no. Get tone lock on me first.
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Evan : Some of you still don't eat the crust on your sandwich like absolute fucking cowards. It's just bread. Are you a toddler? Does your mommy tuck you in? Eat the crust, you stupid baby.
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Hrvoje : Saw someone accuse me of lying for attention, which I resent!
Hrvoje : I lie because it's fun, and crucially, very, very easy.
