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Christopher : What's on your mind?

Ansgar : Our fingers have fingertips but our toes don't have Toetips. And yet we can tiptoe, but we can't tipfinger- Hey where are you going?!

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Jens : I think I need a hug.

Jesper : Good thing I'm hug shaped.

*45 minutes later*

Jens : You... You can let go now.

Jesper : No I absolutely, physically cannot.

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Oliver : Why do you two have the same answers?

Jens :

Jesper : You gave us the same question.

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Sam : Everyone should thank me because as bad as I am, I am holding myself back from being much worse.

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Rafa : It's locked.

Kristijan : What do you mean ''it's locked?''

Rafa : What do you mean ''What do I mean'' when I say it's locked, it's locked! How many definitions of ''locked'' are there?

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Tuta : You're a monster. You'll never know what true fear feels like.

Seppl : Okay, first of all, have you ever heard Oliver yell your full name?

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Jesper : What's the phobia for being murdered?

Tuta : Common sense?

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Oliver : Can I get a straight answer, guys?

Filip : *looking at the team then back to him*

Filip : You're looking in the wrong place for straight here, Oliver.

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Daichi : I keep tripping over my feet.

Ansgar : Then take the heels off. Tch.

Daichi : But the aesthetic Ansgar, the AESTHETIC.

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Kevin : I'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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