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Diant : You guys don't think I'll be alone at 50, right?

Kevin : Aww, come on, you're not gonna make it to 50.

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Can we just take a moment to celebrate me?

Eintracht Frankfurt

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David : You know what's really romantic?

Hinti : Ugh, writing someone's name in the snow with your body?

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So, you two can't get along unless you think I'm going to kill you?

Oliver (to Rafa and Sam)

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I'm surrounded by a lot of women in this city. And that includes the men.

Jens Petter Hauge

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Tuta : You know, it's at times like that I really wish I'd listened to what Hütter told us during training.

Aymen : Why, what did he say?

Tuta : I don't know, I didn't listen.

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Rafa : I know we don't always see eye-to-eye on things-

Sam : That's because you're too short.

Rafa : *kicks him in the shin*

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Instructor : Welcome to salsa class. Who is ready to learn how to dance?

Jesper, hiding tortilla chips bag : There's been a misunderstanding. 

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Seppl : Did David kick you out of the kitchen again?

Hinti, huffing : Yes and I really don't get it.

Seppl : Well I do. Remember what happened last time?

Hinti, muttering : You nearly burn down the kitchen ONE time and you're banished for life.

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Jesper : Okay, but imagine if fruits or vegetables were actually alive and screamed everytime we bit into them but to us their screams come off as crunch.

Jens : Jesper please repeat after me.

Jens :

Jesper :

Jens :

Jesper : Jens, you're not saying anything.

Jens : I know. 

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