Christopher : I accidentally indulged in too much ''me time.''
Christopher : Turns out, I've been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities.
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Rafa : I was so angry at everything when I was 13, and I was right.
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Kevin : We all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive.
Rafa : Sam.
Sam : Rafa.
Gonça : For me, it's myself.
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Kristijan : I'm gonna play a song that I've been working on. It's called ''my experience as an Eintracht Frankfurt player''
Kristijan : *inhales deeply*
Kristijan : *plays a cord*
Kristijan : *screams*
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Evan : You can't just use ''I'm gay'' for every bad decision you make!
Tuta : But... I'm gay!
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Diant : They can't make me take the exams.
Ansgar : Yes, me too, because due to unfortunate circumstances, there is a possibility I won't pass them.
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Seppl : I'm like 90% sure humans can't outrun moose.
Djibi : They can run 35mph.
Ansgar : If a moose ran through a schoolzone, it would get a ticket.
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*in the forest*
Aymen : What was that sound?
Tuta : Only one way to find out.
Aymen : Wait a minute! You don't go TOWARDS the weird, scary sound!
Tuta : Yeah, we do. We always do.
Aymen : I hate that about us.
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Steven : God is homophobic for not giving dogs beam type attacks.
Ilse : They piss, don't they?
Steven : Please stop talking to me I'm fucking begging you.
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Gonça : Believe it or not, that's the first time I cooked.
Timmy, trying not to vomit : So hard to believe.
