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Jesper : Can I go out?

Timmy : I don't care, I'm not your dad.

Jesper : *runs off*

Timmy : NOT IN THE STREET!

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Paxten : Kevin, if you take us to Vegas, we'll teach you how to cheat at blackjack.

Kevin : Boys, you don't need to cheat when you got a system.

Diant : What's your system?

Kevin : I don't tell Oliver how much I've lost.

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Marcel : Christopher won't wake up. What do I do?

Philipp : Did you try kicking him?

Marcel : Of course.

Philipp : I'm out of ideas.

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Simon, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen : I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Tuta : I dunno, maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands.

Ansgar : With each other or with the horrors?

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Christopher : The bears won last night.

Aurélio : Yeah! You saw the game?

Christopher, covered in mud and scratches : What game?

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Hrvoje : Is that blood?

Kristijan : No?

Hrvoje : That's not a question one should answer with another question.

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Seppl, to the rest of the team : You know that little voice in your head that tells you when something is a genuinely stupid idea?

Seppl : None of you have one!

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Daichi : This place is way creepy.

Djibi : Not as creepy as Marcel's internet history. 

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Djibi : When things get you down, remember the three Gs. You can be stressed and depressed, but at least you'll be fabulously dressed!

Junior : None of those even began with G? 

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