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*resting on ice after a game*

Hinti : Ice to meet you.

Seppl : I'm gonna fucking kill you.

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Jens : I'm sad.

Jesper : Let me help! I have emotional jumper cables! *wraps his arms around Jens* Just attach them like that...

Jens : T-this is a hug...

Jesper : Is it working?

Jens :

Jens : Yes

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Kristijan : You can't just cut off someone's dick because they were mean to you-

Rafa : Snip snip bitch.

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Jesper : Could you please stop teasing me?

Jens : But then I wouldn't get to see your sweet little flustered expressions.

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Gonça : If I'm not back in five minutes...

Timmy : Just wait longer?

Gonça : No, come rescue me!

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Oliver : Everyone seems to be mad at you.

Aymen : Hmm, can I fix that?

Oliver : No, but you can make it worse.

Aymen : Okay, I'll try that.

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Timmy : Come on David you gotta trust me, I'm your best friend!

Timmy : Wait, that's Gonça.

Timmy : Your nicest friend.

Timmy : That'd probably be Hinti...

Timmy : I'm your hottest friend!

Timmy : Actually that's André-

Timmy : I'm your friend!

David :... OK !

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Aymen : Fruits that do not live up to their names : Passionfruits, grapefruits, honeydrew, dragonfruit.

Aymen : Fruits that do live up to their names-

Aymen : Orange.

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Ajdin : I think I'm hilarious when people tell me I'm laid back. I've pretty much been screaming in my head non-stop since first grade.

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Dom : I joke about being mean and evil but then people are actually just genuinely shitty and I'm like - Doesn't it make you feel bad when you act like that?

Dom : Just want everyone to know when I say I'm ''evil'' I really just mean ''villainous and campy like a cartoon antagonist'' 

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