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Aymen : Can toothpaste go bad?

Ajdin : There is no good or bad. Only power and those too weak to seek it.

Aymen : I don't think that answers my question, but thank you?

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Almamy : Shout out to my parents for having the best, most perfect kid ever.

Danny, walking past him with a caprisun : Congrats to your brother.

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*After losing a game*

Jens : Nothing good will ever happen again!

*twelve seconds later*

Jens : So far, my theory has been confirmed.

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It's like they've autotuned a jackhammer.

Seppl, about Dost's singing

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Danny : Can you do something for me please?

Dom : Of course.

Danny : And can you do a good job on it?

Dom : Wow, wow, wow you're changing the whole deal here!

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Jesper : I'm hungry.

Jens : Let's go out and eat. Where do you want to go?

Jesper : To the monarch of hamburgers.

Jens :

Jesper :

Jesper : Burger King.

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Aymen : I want toast sunscreen.

Tuta : You mean butter.

Aymen : Toast sunscreen.

Tuta : It's butter.

Aymen : No, toast sunscreen.

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Dogs have masters. Cats have a staff.

Timmy, to Gonça 

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Rafa : Do you trust me?

Oliver : No.

Rafa : I'm gonna take that as a yes.

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 Kevin : Kevin Trapp, high intelligence.

Diant : Diant Ramaj, average intelligence. 

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