Kristijan : *scolding Hrvoje*
Rafa : Oh no.
Lucas : What?
Rafa : I just realized I'm into this.
Lucas : Ew.
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Junior : I feel bad for teachers because I distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling ''they're so goddamn stupid'' over and over.
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Lucas : I love the term ''partners.'' Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Do we run a legal firm? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
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Ansgar : No one fucking understands the pain and the catastrophical volume of grief that comes with being taller than your parents. I can't be picked up anymore.
Tuta, built like a tank on steroids, adopted by Rafa : So you pick them up coward.
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Rafa : In fifth grade, we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty, so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln, and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids' statues and they were all on the verge of tears. I thought it was really funny, I still do.
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Paxten : How does everyone kill their queens? Occasionally there will be a poorly laying one and it's necessary. I feel emotionally bad about it. How bad is it to just drive her somewhere and release her into the woods? I know she doesn't have a chance, but maybe she could enjoy the outdoors in her last hours? And then I'm not directly responsible for her demise. Ugh, I'm overthinking this.
Marcel : You're scaring me.
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Daichi : I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonald's and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went over and he asked to see our ''darkest red'' and I knew he was talking about wine so I said ''sir, this is McDonald's. The darkest red we have is ketchup'' and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.
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Philipp : Lucas, why are you eating bland tortilla chips?
Rafa : He's trying to project his personality onto his diet.
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Marcel : This is a very hard escape room.
Oliver : This is a team dinner.
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Evan : Everyone look at Tuta.
Evan : Everyone Say 'Hi Tuta !'
Evan : Tuta is what we call a problem.
