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Tuta : Both?

Evan : Both.

Tuta and Evan : Both is good.

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Mario : If she has pincers and an exoskeleton and walks sideways, she's not your girl. She's a crab.

Christopher : She's still my girl! Fuck you!

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Rafa : Hello dear son, just wondering, did you eat my arepa as it seems to have disappeared and I was so looking forward to it?

Hrvoje : Maybe.

Rafa : Fucker.

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Randal : Couldn't sleep either?

Faride : Yeah, bad thoughts, the usual.

Randal : What was it for you?

Faride : How the fuck does wind work, like how the fuck? Does it go?

Randal, nodding : Mine was eels.

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Kristijan : What are you drinking?

Rafa : Tea.

Kristijan : Oh, really? What kind?

Rafa : Tea... Quilla.

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Diant : ''Ladies and Gentlemen'' is unnecessary gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I'm falling asleep already.

Diant : ''Cowards'' on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

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Daichi : I wonder what's the inside of Batman's house?

Tuta : I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.

Marcel : No, it's probably just an empty white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.

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Tuta : I'm grounded?

Oliver : Yes, you are. You were out all night and didn't tell me where you were going.

Seppl, holding a shovel : And now we're going to bury you until you learn your lesson.

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Jérôme : No way, it's too dangerous for you to go alone. Here, take this!

Ansgar :

Ansgar : You're just holding out your hand.

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Rafa : Oliver, we're sorry for what happened earlier.

Oliver : How did you all get in here?

Timmy : We're not here to discuss your lack of room security, we're here to apologize.

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