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Rafa, going through closet : What should I change into?

Lucas : A better person.

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Paxten : Yo Marcel, what's up?

Marcel : I keep telling you I like to be left alone.

Paxten : So do I. Let's do it together!

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Rafa : Ehehe, I giggle and kick my legs while thinking about violence.

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Oliver, watching reality TV : 19 kids and counting?

*Something breaks in the background*

Oliver, sighing : Sounds like my life.

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Gonça : You still like me, right?

Timmy : Yeah, I'm literally in love with you.

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Philipp : So, are you a top or a bottom?

Christopher : I'm a threat.

Aurélio : He's a bottom.

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Kevin : So, what have we learned?

Diant, pouting while Kevin ices his eye : Yelling ''Fight me fucker'' is only a good idea when I'm bigger than the other guy or I know I'll win.

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Kristijan : I want a baby.

Rafa : We already have Hrvoje.

Kristijan : I want another one.

Kristijan : Hrvoje needs a sibling.

Rafa : Give me a week. 

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Gonça : I'm sad, someone eat my ass.

Timmy : I couldn't fix him, but I could rail him.

Kevin : Sometimes, a factory reset via the prostate is all it takes.

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Hrvoje, about Rafa's mawhawk : I can't take you seriously wearing that.

Rafa : You take me seriously at all?

Hrvoje : Fair point. 

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