A Lustful Requiem (Chainsaw Man x OCS)

[2] Zombie Devil

New day same shit. It's been three years since that outing with Makima. She never asked me for dinner ever again. I feel a little neglected, but whatever. I'm sitting here on a bench for any signs of communication from anyone I know.

Himeno acts like a drunk everytime I see her (mind you it's worse whenever she actually drinks) she must be happy her partners are here to stay. I don't mind though, if she's happy then I'm okay with it. Aki has grown into a charming young man. He's gotten a little more cheeky with me but it's fine, I'll just shit in his toilet again. He used to live with me, but he moved out ever since he heard noises coming out from my room. Boy, I can't help that your senpai is so charming. On a side note...the club has grown into a well-known establishment.... not.

Who would have thought that three years later I made absolutely no progress. Kobeni joined the little squad Aki leads, and she fears for her life everyday. I won't say what though, but let's say the devil she contracted is really good. I told the devil that if they fail to protect Kobeni's life, I will send them to the deepest parts of hell. That seemed to increase her luck tenfold.

I still have no hostesses, Kishibe still makes fun of me, and Himeno still comes over every day. Well rather than no hostesses, I do have a new devil under my wing... She's... quite eccentric. We'll get to know her eventually.

So what am I doing currently you ask? I'm not so sure like usual. Makima asked me to wait at this stop for a certain reason. A reason that probably leads to more problems.

I racked up enough funds via devil hunting to buy myself 3 corndogs. It was tasty. As I destroy those corn dogs, a black car drives up out of nowhere and stops perfectly in front of me. The door opens and.... Makima sits there, not looking at me. You know what, I'm going to spite her. Call my name Makima!

"Yomu." Makima calls out. What the fuck. She knew what I was thinking. Well, I've known her for many decades, not surprised. I enter the car, and we immediately drive off.

"Where are we going today?" I asked her. "You didn't contact me for three years after our dinner and now I'm here? Another dinner perhaps?"

"A zombie devil." Makima asked me.

I deadpanned over to her face. She still continues to look outside.

"You called me just to kill a zombie devil...?" Are you serious right now? That piece of shit devil. He always causes havoc wherever they go. On the other hand, what the hell Makima? You couldn't handle a zombie devil? Just use Aki or something for fucks sake.

"I better get something out of this." I told her. She hummed.

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We ended up in a scrapyard, I smell a mad stench of death. Seems like that fucker got a lot of people in his rage of fit. I walked behind Makima as we approached the big warehouse in the middle. The other bureau lackeys opened the door, and I peeked inside. What I found was quite peculiar...

Dead bodies everywhere. I observed the surroundings and there were severed limbs, detached heads and gutless bodies all over the place. I caught Makima eying something, and I met her gaze's location to see a strange figure in the middle of it all.

A chainsaw.... man?

Makima stepped forward up to the figure, so I followed her.

"Hm..." She thought. What goes on in her brain? "You've got a strange smell."

She smiled at the figure. Oh goodness, did she find another toy?

"I take it you did this?" She asked the... chainsaw man...? What a strange person, the boy who was in front of me. He grunted and looked up to meet her eyes, but then the way he motioned I thought he was going to fall on his back.