Me: Hey! What's up, Mistrals?
Rafal: What's up, you say? Well, maybe your DOOM is up.
Japeth: That doesn't make sense.
Rhian #2: Japeth, what about our father makes sense?
Japeth: True, true.
Me: Anyway, I have a promise to fulfill to Japeth.
Japeth: *smiles, and the Rhians cringe* He's coming?
Me: Yep! Rhian and Rhian #2, why are you cringing?
Rhians in unison: His smile is awful.
Rhian #2: It's like Agatha during Beautification.
Rhian: It's that bad.
Rafal: Smiles are better that way.
Japeth: I don't care what my smile looks like. Just bring Aric.
Me: Alright...*poofs Aric here*
Aric: Where the heck am I?! Japeth!? Where are we?!
Japeth: That *jerks thumb at me* brought us and my brother and uncle and father here.
Aric: Who are your uncle and father?
Japeth: *points to our favorite School Masters* Them.
Rhian: Hi! It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Rhian, and that white haired person over there is my Evil twin. I'm Good. We were School Masters until he killed me, but I killed him while being a ghost, so we got even.
Aric: *turns to Japeth* I don't like him. He's too happy and peppy.
Japeth: I don't like him much either for the same reasons.
Rhian: Hey!
Rafal: *walks up to Aric and shakes his hand, digging his fingernails into Aric's hand, all with an evil grin on his face* I'm Rafal. I'm Evil. I killed my brother over there. I am Japeth and Rhian #2's father. And I should still be School Master. That's all you need to know.
Japeth: He's the cooler School Master.
Aric: No kidding.
Me: Aric, you obviously know Rhian #2.
Rhian #2: Hello, Aric.
Aric: Hello, Rhian #2.
*The two squeeze each other's hands incredibly hard. Aric pulls a knife out of nowhere and stabs Rhian #2 in the arm*
Rhian #2: Ahhh! What the heck, Aric! *cries* IT HURRTSSS!
Rhian: Rafal, Aric, go grab a first aid kit. Japeth, put steady pressure on the wound. Here's a towel to use to mop up blood. You, *points at me* can't you heal his wound with magic?
Me: Yes, I can. *heals Rhian #2*
Rhian #2: *whines* I want a snack! And for Aric to leave.
Rafal: *walks back in with Aric and a first aid kit* Quit whining, you weakling.
Aric: *sees Rhian #2's healed arm* Man, we walked those 15 feet for nothing?
Japeth: Well, we could have just let him bleed...
Me: I know you're evil, but this is a bit much. By the way, Aric, I wanted to ask you what you think of Jaric. *I explain ships and Jaric*
Aric: Um...sail.
Japeth: *blushes*
Me: AW THIS IS SO ADORABLE!
Aric: *turns to Japeth* I still have my knife. Would you care to do the honors?
Japeth: *takes Aric's knife and walks toward me* My pleasure.
Me: *snaps and the knife disappears* Nope! And I have another question for Aric. Aric, rate all the Mistrals here from best to worst.
Aric: Well, Japeth is best, then Rafal, then Rhian, and Rhian #2 is the worst.
Rhian: Why am I so low?
Aric: You're too soft. I like your brother better.
Rhian #2: I know why I'm so low.
Rafal: I knew I liked that kid.
Japeth: *turns to me* What would you rate us?
Me: Hmm...I like you all, so this is tough. I think Rafal, then Rhian, Japeth, and lastly Rhian #2. I still like the whole Mistral family, so you're all high on my favorite SGE people list. (Sophie is at the bottom. I hate her so much. No offense to Sophie fans out there.)
Rhian #2: I'm at the bottom of everyone's list today 😢.
Japeth: Why am I so low...?
Me: You killed your brother and never loved him that much. Just be glad that you aren't last. Well actually, I changed my mind. You and Rhian #2 are tied in last.
Japeth: *points to Rafal* HE KILLED HIS BROTHER TOO!
Rafal: What can I say, everyone loves me.
Me: I like Rafal because he was Evil and still loved, and I admire that. And he actually loved his brother. I also just like his character, just for no reason at all.
Japeth: *mutters* I love Aric...
Rhian #2: What was that, Japeth?
Japeth: Nothing...
Rhian #2: I like Rhian, and Rafal and Japeth are tied for last. They both are mean. Japeth, my own twin, KILLED ME, and Rafal, my FATHER, ABANDONED ME.
Rhian: I like Rhian #2, then Rafal, then Japeth. *Rhian and Rhian #2 high five*
Rafal: I'm your twin, how come I'm not in first?
Rhian: You killed me.
Rafal: Oh, right. I forgot about that.
Rhian: HOW CAN YOU FORGET KILLING YOUR TWIN?!?!?
Rafal: Anyways, I like Japeth, then Rhian, and I don't like Rhian #2.
Rhian #2: I'M YOUR SON!
Japeth: Bet he wishes you weren't, Camepot.
Rhian #2: !?!
Me: Anyways, if you have any ships/suggestions/ideas, comment them below!
Aric: See ya, Japeth.
Japeth: Bye, come back soon.
Rhian #2: I still can't believe my own father hates me...
Rhian: It's okay. Remember, this is Rafal we're talking about.He hates everyone except a select few, so don't feel bad.
Me: Bye!
Rhian #2: Bye. Tell the evil React Master to bring Kei back.
Me: Ooh, React Master. I like that.
Japeth: Tell the React Master to bring Aric back.
Rafal: Tell the React Master to leave and never return.
Rhian: Bye!
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SGE reacts with The Mistrals
FanfictionI was bored, and so I decided to do this. This book is some random SGE reacts or SGE funny stuff, except with a fun twist. Most SGE reacts don't have Rhian or Japeth or Rafal, and none of them have Rhian the School Master. Well, fear not! Or maybe...
