Me: Hey guys, we have a requested ship by GalaxyKitten126! Tedros x Aric!
Rafal: *winces* Don't say the name.
Japeth: We don't talk about Tedros.
Rhian #2: TEDROS! TEDROS! TEDROS! I enjoy making you wince, Japeth.
Japeth: *wincing with every word* I hate you, Rhian #2.
Rhian: What's wrong with Tedros?
Japeth and Rafal: EVERYTHING.
Me: Hmm...maybe I should make a We Hate Tedros Club...
Rafal: I'll join.
Japeth: Same.
Me: I have a We Hate Vulcan Club...
Rafal: Sign me up! That man is repulsive!
Rhian: I'll join that one!
Japeth: I'll join even though I don't know who Vulcan is.
Rhian #2: I'll just stay out of it.
Me: Great! Three more members to the We Hate Vulcan Club! Ooh, I should make a We Hate Evelyn Sader Club...
Japeth: By the way...I'M GOING TO MURDER THE PERSON WHO SHIPPED ARIC WITH THE BLONDE NITWIT!!!!!!!
Rhian #2: Eh, it's not a great ship, but it's tolerable when Japeth's not in the room. That way we won't have to hear him screaming his head off...
Rhian: Let it sink. Aric is terrifying. And Jaric is way better.
Rafal: Sink and burn! It's terrible!
Me: And one more person needs to come to rate the ship...*smiles mischievously*...Tedros. *poofs Tedros here*
Tedros: AHHHHH IM IN A ROOM FULL OF MURDERERS!!!!!
Rhian: Now I take that offensive. Who are you again?
Tedros: You seem nice. I'm King Tedros Pendragon of Camelot. Nice to meet you...?
Rhian: I'm Rhian Mistral, former School Master of the School for Good. I'm assuming you know my brother and his sons?
Tedros: All too well.
Me: Tedros! What do you—
Tedros: Who in the Endless Woods are you?!
Me: Oh! I'm the React Master. Well, the Mistrals call me that—
Tedrops: Mistrals! That cursed family is here?! *turns to Rhian* No offense. You seem alright.
Rhian: None taken. I'm from a wacko family.
Me: Tedros! Will you shut your stupid mouth! *shuts his mouth with magic* Geez, I don't know how Agatha stands you. Anyways, I bring the Mistrals together to react to ships or do visits and stuff. They call me the React Master, but it's not my real name. The ship to react to today is Aric x Tedros. Your thoughts, knucklehead? *magically lets the blonde ninny speak* *explains what a ship is*
Tedros: SINK AND BURN!!!!!! THAT NASTY PURPLE EYED BRUTE ALMOST KILLED ME AND MY FRIENDS ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS!!!!
Rhian #2: I agree with Tedros for once. Aric is awful.
Tedros: I forbid you to speak to me, throne-stealer.
Rhian #2: Oh, you didn't...*starts brawling on the floor with Tedros*
Rafal: I don't like the nitwit. I'm gonna take a walk. *walks out*
Japeth: Me too. *joins Rafal*
Rafal: *whispers to Japeth* We need to escape. Any ideas how?
Japeth: *whispers back* Nothing.
Me: *whispers* What about not escaping?
Rafal: *jumps back* WHAT THE—
Japeth: *jumps back* HOW DID YOU—
Me: You two are not as inconspicuous as you think you are. I just followed you.
Japeth: Oh.
Me: I'm gonna send Tedros home so Rhian #2 punches himself by accident. Wanna watch?
Rafal: I wouldn't miss that for the world.
Japeth:*pulls out a camera* I'll take pictures.
Me: Good. On three. One...two...three. *Poofs Tedros away*
Rhian #2: *punches himself by accident* OW! JAPETH! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Me: Well, that's all today. If you have any comments/ships/suggestions, feel free to comment them!
Rafal: Bye.
Japeth: I got a photo!
Rhian: *snatches camera away* And it's mine now.
Rhian #2: Delete it! Please!
Rhian: No way, I'm framing it and hanging it up.
Japeth: *smirks*
Rhian #2: *sighs* Bye, everyone.
I'm so sorry this was kinda short, I have been taking a break from writing.
-RafalStorian
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SGE reacts with The Mistrals
FanfictionI was bored, and so I decided to do this. This book is some random SGE reacts or SGE funny stuff, except with a fun twist. Most SGE reacts don't have Rhian or Japeth or Rafal, and none of them have Rhian the School Master. Well, fear not! Or maybe...
