milton: *cocks gun* any last worms?
hanate: *cocks worm* any last guns?
fresh wendys: *worms gun* any last cocks?
jj bittenbinder: every day we stray further from enlightenment
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confident gay: hey im jin
confident gay: im also jin
confident gay: jiiiiiiiiiin
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vapelord: I Am But A Clown And The World Is My Circus
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milton: im the Bad Guy
milton: doi
(fresh wendys has changed milton to: kookie eilish)
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vapelord: kinda feel bad for jungkook
kookie eilish: uh why??
vapelord: well kids with six dads have to hear six times the dad jokes
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jj bittenbinder: YOU FUCKIN HAMMER FUCKIN TIGHT ASS HAMMER YOUR STICK, THATS NOT EVEN A REAL HAMMER, THAT SHIT WOULDNT WORK
fresh wendys: thats not even a real sentence
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chimmy fallon: if a tree jacks off in the woods and no ones around, does it blow a load?
confident gay: w. what
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kookie eilish: mlp_encouragement_advice.mp3
kookie eilish: wrong chat, meant to send this to myself
hanate: get your bronie shit outta here
kookie eilish: its stands for my little PENIS, IDIOT
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vapelord: what do you call a fish with no eyes
fresh wendys: a fsh??
vapelord: their name. you call them by their name.
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hanate: does anyone have any club recs for while im in america filming??
confident gay: oh i got one for you
confident gay: new yorks hottest club is "GREG, GET OFF THE FUCKING WASHER!"
confident gay: located in the back alley from where they tried to film how i met your mother before a murderer killed off one of the cast members, this place just reeks of adventure, which is mostly just dirty dumpster trash
confident gay: this place has everything. heelys, wheelies, steely dan. and you can get there in time for their annual "backwards forwards government fun run"
hanate: im sorry, what the fuck is the backwards forwards government fun run
confident gay: its that thing of where you put your shirt on as pants and your pants on as a shirt, and put shoes on your hands, and run around the city terrorising people into thinking the government has engineered a new species of humans to take over the world
(hanate has changed confident gay to: stefon)
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