bbq tiddies: so if your left leg is thanksgiving
rank Slut: yeah
bbq tiddies: and your right leg is christmas
rank Slut: where is this going
bbq tiddies: i was wondering then
eommagi: oh no
bbq tiddies: could i come eat between the holidays?
kyle: back into the dimension
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lesser hyung: the only way to find out if youre really committed to a relationship
lesser hyung: is like a year in, you sit down
lesser hyung: and just reveal all the crazy shit you want to do to or with each other
kyle: hyung we did that like a day in
lesser hyung: and did it work
kyle: i wish the fuck it hadnt
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hixtape02032018: why do you talk about boys so much?
facebutt: im Gay?????
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rank Slut: its official
rank Slut: hobi hyung has officially wrapped the entire world around his finger
hixtape02032018: what
facebutt: people throwing money at him when Hixtape is already Free
hixtape02032018: i didnt ask for this
eommagi: your whole mixtape is a Bop
eommagi: youve already surpassed dna on the charts in like a day
hixtape02032018: i didnt realise i was this powerful
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eommagi: my Biig Faht Cokk
eommagi: wrong chat
rank Slut: hyung.
eommagi: ahhg just kidding this is the right chat got you good
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facebutt: taetae, i thought you were bae
bbq tiddies: chimchim...
facebutt: turns out youre just....fam
bbq tiddies: b-bruh..
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rank Slut: i miss hobihyung.... :((((
hixtape02032018: STOP TELLING PEOPLE IM DEAD
rank Slut: sometimes i can still hear his voice
(rank Slut has changed hixtape02032018 to: deadhyung)
deadhyung: IM
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kyle: "Go control your body cause I know I heat it up"
kyle: "I'll send you to Hong-Kong yeah, my tongue'll make you come"
eommagi: what
eommagi: what is this
kyle: 'music'
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facebutt: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" in google translate korean is "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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eommagi: today i spoke so much spanish that when a white guy came up to me at the end of my longass shift i defaulted and said "cómo está, quiero de muerta"
kyle: did he understand it tho
eommagi: he asked me what it meant and i said "i love life"
eommagi: he said it to this mexican ajumma and i didnt have the heart to correct the mistake
deadhyung: are we not addressing the fact that this is set in a universe where we're idols but we apparently have low wage americanised jobs
rank Slut: god tier writing is not giving a shit about any continuity
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lesser hyung: please help namjoon is watching spanish tv soaps but he doesnt have his headphones
deadhyung: why is he watching spanish soaps?
lesser hyung: idk but he was going 'dame tu cosita, uh. uh.' earlier???????
kyle: te mataré
lesser hyung: dude chill
deadhyung: when did this gc get so into spanish
facebutt: because we cant do sign language
eommagi: 세상에 we're a fucking mess
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kyle: why do you still sleep with a plushie hyung?
eommagi: cause im lonely bitch get out
facebutt: hyung.....
eommagi: dont talk to me or my fifty stuffed animals ever again
eommagi: they dont approve of you
(deadhyung has changed eommagi to: baby)
baby: THATS EXACTLY RIGHT BITCH
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kyle: My name's Laura.
kyle: After 31 years of living in South Arkansas, I finally moved to the big city. Connecticut.
kyle: I got a job at Fart Modelling.
baby: *freeze frame, record scratch* Hi. You're probably wondering how I got here.
rank Slut: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
bbq tiddies: ...i thought you were kyle
(bbq tiddies has changed kyle to: laura)
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laura: hey babe lets watch hentai together
lesser hyung: .......tf why
laura: cause youre my baekake <3
bbq tiddies: okay i know im fucking weird but with all due respect shut up your fuck hyung
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facebutt: this chat is wild we have shit from like 3 months ago written in this timeframe and then shit written right now
rank Slut: shut up youre dating this episode
facebutt: if vincent cant make up his damn mind abt when to end a chapter then thats what fucking happens you got hixtape hype coming out later than ever even tho lesbi honest we should always hype hixtape
laura: ......
baby: jimin you
deadhyung: you said his name
facebutt: what?
lesser hyung: scroll up
facebutt: sHIT-
bbq tiddies: [To Be Continued] >>>
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