matrix: this is it guys
matrix: im dying
fave daddy: ur not????
fave daddy: why would you be dying?
matrix: i want u to guess how hot it is rn
fave daddy: um
fave daddy: like 80?
matrix: WRONG
matrix: ITS 110
matrix: THERES A HEAT WARNING UNTIL MONDAY
jimins only hoe: sry hobi ill leave so itll be less hot for you
jimins only hoe: i know im beautiful but i didnt realise it would set you on fire
matrix: stfu joon
fuckboi: has anyone seen jungkook
fuckboi: bitch was supposed to come to dance practice
thot overlord: jimin
thot overlord: its like fucking a million degrees
thot overlord: im not going to practice and then melt
fuckboi: THE PRACTICE ROOMS ARE AIR CONDITIONED
fuckboi: ur not gonna melt come to the dance practice srsly
fuckboi: if u dont come to dance practice that means i have to go shopping and i dont wanna
a single island: lmao jimin ur so whipped
fuckboi: idk what it is w him and forever 21
fuckboi: JUNGKOOK GET UR ASS T THE PRACTICE ROOM
thot overlord: n o
thot overlord: i promise ill come when the heat warning is over
matrix: lmao thats in like three days
fave daddy: idk why you all just dont sit in the fridge like normal people??
jimins only hoe: how tf is that normal hyung
jimins only hoe: u sit in the fridge?
fave daddy: im literally in the fridge as i txt
fave daddy: im eating strawberries i found in here
smol rap boi: yall are amateurs
smol rap boi: its not even that hot???
matrix: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ITS HELL
matrix: its like a sauna here except the sauna is the sun
smol rap boi: uh??? No?
smol rap boi: i have no concept of heat exhaustion
thot overlord: thats because your cold dead fucking soul keeps you cool
smol rap boi: watch it guk
a single island: no thats his heart suga hyung has no soul
smol rap boi: I DO TOO HAVE A SOUL
smol rap boi: I CARE VERY DEEPLY ABOUT ALL OF YOU WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I AM HEARTLESS
smol rap boi: you know
smol rap boi: sometimes
smol rap boi: i actually wanna cry
smol rap boi: like ill be watching a talent show or something
smol rap boi: like that agt or whatever
smol rap boi: and ill hear someone sing so beautifully
smol rap boi: and then i wont notice im crying until its over
fave daddy: what
smol rap boi: i have feeligns
smol rap boi: rappers have feelings too
thot overlord: what is this tears of a rapper omg hyung
matrix: hyung ily
smol rap boi: NO
smol rap boi: IM IN PAIN FROM UR HURTFUL WORDS
(smol rap boi has changed their name to: rapper tears)
rapper tears: i want love
fuckboi: anyways so JUNGKOOK COME TO FUCKING PRATCICE
thot overlord: N O O O O O
thot overlord: I DONT WANNNA
fuckboi: I DO NOT WANT TO GO SHOPPING
(fave daddy has added to the group chat: King)
fave daddy: sorry what was that jimin
King: Why am I here
fuckboi: U M
fuckboi: nothing
fuckboi: hyungs being funny
King: Ok bye
(King has left the groupchat)
fuckboi: HYUNG FUCK YOU
jimins only hoe: get rekt son
matrix: guys its starting to reach maximum heat im starting to get sunburn and im i n s i d e
matrix: please send help
a single island: dont u have otterpops and stuff in the fridge
a single island: also
a single island: ice water and wet washcloths and cold icepacks on the back of your neck
matrix: no i dont have otterpops
a single island: whats w r o n g with you
a single island: otterpops are the lord and saviour
matrix: ill buy some later if im not DEAD
fave daddy: i have otterpops
fave daddy: i love them
a single island: otterpops are a wonderful thing
(a single island has changed their name to: otterpop)
otterpop: thanks hyung
fave daddy: stick the otterpops down ur shirt when you get them
thot overlord: help me jimins trying to get in
fuckboi: OPEN THE DOOR YOU FUCK
thot overlord: NEVER I WISH NOT TO DIE TODAY
rapper tears: i do
rapper tears: i still have feelings
fuckboi: jungkook you either die or i burn your timbs
thot overlord: guess ill die
otterpop: HOLY SHIT
otterpop: JIMIN JSUT SLAPSPED THE FKCU OUT OF JINGKOOK
otterpop: GUYS WHAT THE FKCU
fuckboi: bitch had it coming
fuckboi: dragging this boi to dance practice now
fave daddy: rekt
rapper tears: someone hold me im sad now
fave daddy: join me in the fridge
rapper tears: suddenly im not sad anymore ok bye
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