BTS: Grope Chat

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(King has added to the group chat: jackababy, BAM, american, godface, bumbum, spock, yugyeom)

american: wth not fair

american: im reporting u for bullying

King: Sorry but I'm in a panic ok

(King has changed the group chat name to: HELP ME)

King: I have an immense problemo

BAM: whats wrong edamame boi

King: Don't call me that or I'll murder you

BAM: ok sry but whats wrong

King: You know how I'm w Jimin rn?

yugyeom: hai

spock: why is my name spock

yugyeom: bc remember when u got that haircut and ur ears stuck out

yugyeom: thats why

jackaboy: y do u get the only normal name

jackaboy: dont play favourites its not fair

King: I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING S H U S H

jackaboy: damn ok

jackaboy: go on

King: So I was gonna keep it a secret right

King: AND JIMIN

King: GOES TO TELL

King: ALL HIS FRIENDS

King: WIHTOUT CONSULTING ME

godface: i feel like i should be concerned but its too funny

King: YOUNGJAE I WILL KILL YOU

King: Jimin legit locked himself in a closet so I couldn't stop him

american: where is he now

King: Idk he won't text me back

King: I've txted him like twenty times, look

King: [picture]

american: ur whipped

King: Just bc you're older doesn't mean I won't kick ur ass

american: suddenly i regret befriending you in the americas

bumbum: when tf did i consent to joining this chat

bumbum: i wanna go home

BAM: jaebum u are home

BAM: ur sitting on the couch upside down playing candy crush

bumbum: im disassociating lma

american: ok my advice is to track jiminie down and like

BAM: MURDER HIM

american: talk to him abt it

american: bambam no

BAM: but

BAM: he went behind his back

King: Make it a key point to not say my name in this

american: why??

King: Because then its too self-indulgent and I'll have to go to jail

bumbum: ok wtvr try txting him again

King: Fine

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Sushi: Jiminie

Sushi: Jimin

Sushi: My boi

Sushi: My overwhelming bab

Sushi: My ass for days

Sushi: JIMIN

Chimchim: wha

Chimchim: what

Sushi: Where r u

Chimchim: um

Chimchim: nowhere

Chimchim: im out doing things

Chimchim: for u

Sushi: Jimin you are such a bad liar

Sushi: I just wanna talk about it

Chimchim: NO TAE SAYS UR GONNA KILL ME AND I DONT WANNA DIE

Chimchim: legit u scared all my friends

Sushi: WELL

Sushi: WHAT U EXPECT

(Sushi has changed their name to: calm urself)

calm urself: Jiminie

calm urself: Pls

Chimchim: well u need to obv

calm urself: Ur mean and I don't like u anymore

Chimchim: yes u do

calm urself: .....Fuk I do ok

calm urself: ILY

Chimchim: im surprised ur so considerate

Chimchim: ilu2