BTS: Grope Chat

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(loyal thot servant has changed their name to: I JUST HAD SEX)

I JUST HAD SEX: G UY S

thelast: wtf

fave daddy: im confused but intrigued

I JUST HAD SEX: so my friend right

I JUST HAD SEX: he sent me this playlist of just a bunch of his fave music videos

I JUST HAD SEX: like theres a lotta poppunk and its rly good, legit the first song on the playlist is willow smiths whip my hair

Thelast: thats not poppunk but ok

I JUST HAD SEX: anyways

I JUST HAD SEX: have you guys ever heard of the group "the lonely island"?????

I JUST HAD SEX: listen to this song: [link]

fave daddy: what is this and why are you listening to it

I JUST HAD SEX: bc its a good song and i love it tyvm

jimins only hoe: woahwoahwoahwoahwoah whats happening

jimins only hoe: WAIT TAE U FOUND THE LONELY ISLAND

I JUST HAD SEX: Y E S

I JUST HAD SEX: i love them

jimins only hoe: have u heard their song motherlover bc u should listen to literally every song theyve made ever and also watch popstar

fave daddy: oml this video

thelast: "if you had sex in the last thirty minutes cmon and sing w me"

I JUST HAD SEX: did u

thelast: uh

thelast: no???

fuckboi: thats lies

fuckboi: i heard u and kook

fuckboi: cant fool these ears

thelast: stfu

thot overlord: what happen

thot overlord: ooh lonely island

fave daddy: u know namjoon sometimes i think youre part of the maknae line more than the hyung line

jimins only hoe: im like hannah montana

jimins only hoe: got the best of both worlds

(jimins only hoe has changed their name to: blondie)

blondie: who did that

fave daddy: that would be me

blondie: rude

fave daddy: shut up hannah

thot overlord: u kno that yoongi is the only one who hasnt changed his username yet

thelast: if anyone dares to change my fucking name i will murder you all

(thelast has changed their name to: smol rap boi)

smol rap boi: who want to die

thot overlord: but

thot overlord: ilu hyung

smol rap boi: i would kill u but

smol rap boi: i cant

smol rap boi: honestly i think u could strangle me

thot overlord: dont i already do that

very fun: i cant believe i wasnt here for these notifs

very fun: also kook u fukin kno ur a bottom gimme a break