jj bittenbinder: permission to punch jungkook in the face?
milton: permission denied
laura: ?? what for?
milton: because i dont want to
jj bittenbinder: he said i wasnt twinkish
milton: youve lost your twink privileges
facebutt: you have been STOPPED
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baby: Yo, Donut Puncher, what time do you wanna start tomorrow?
worldwide cutie guy 2.0: 12, boo.
worldwide cutie guy 2.0: Also, don't ever fucking call me Donut Puncher.
worldwide cutie guy 2.0: I will fucking kill you.
worldwide cutie guy 2.0: I will fucking kill you.
worldwide cutie guy 2.0: I will fucking murder your face.
worldwide cutie guy 2.0: Fuck you.
baby: ...
worldwide cutie guy 2.0: My mom called me a Donut Puncher once.
worldwide cutie guy 2.0: You know what I did?
worldwide cutie guy 2.0: I fucking killed her.
worldwide cutie guy 2.0: I fucking killed her.
worldwide cutie guy 2.0: I fucking murdered her face.
worldwide cutie guy 2.0: Fuck her.
baby: ...Cool, see you tomorrow!
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laura: jungkook can u answer some interview questions this time?
milton: I Have Never Done Anything In My Entire Life
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jj bittenbinder: Y U SAD
facebutt: is this the new "jimin u got no jams"
(jj bittenbinder has changed facebutt to: y u sad jams)
y u sad jams: the audacity?¿¿?????¿?¿¿
jj bittenbinder: i dont know, nan molla
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worldwide cutie guy 2.0: anythings a dildo if you try hard enough!!
laura: hyung did i just see you take one of our trophies to your room??
worldwide cutie guy 2.0: haha yeah!
worldwide cutie guy 2.0: on a completely unrelated note could you call an ambulance
y u sad jams: chaotic seokjin strikes again
worldwide cutie guy 2.0: once my ass is safe from all elements i wont hesitate to remove your hands too
milton: im typing this with my feet
milton: uWu
y u sad jams: im moving out of the country
worldwide cutie guy 2.0: he thinks that can save him but he's wrong
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