macchiato: yall know what i hate
grammercheque: what
macchiato: adulting
top: welcome to the club young padawan
macchiato: no rly like
macchiato: can i get a refund and go back to being a small child
top: nope u gotta suffer like the rest of us
grammercheque: soon youll understand the true meaning of being dead inside
macchiato: ok well i was like half kidding
macchiato: you guys make being an adult sound harder than it actually is
top: it is hard
grammercheque: its the worst
top: you have to pay bills
grammercheque: you have to get a job
top: you cant go to science camp anymore
grammercheque: you get mistaken for a kid and always have to show your id
macchiato: um
grammercheque: ok maybe thats just me but still
grammercheque: its annoying
grammercheque: i am f u l l g r o w n m a n
top: ok child
grammercheque: exc USE ME
grammercheque: JIMIN GETS ID CHECKED ALL THE TIME
buttface: I DO NOT
buttface: all i have to do is show them my abs and they shut up
top: you wh o re
top: what would edemame boy think of you
top: selling ur body like this
buttface: he doesnt complain bc he gets to see my abs so
chaotic evil: still
chaotic evil: wh or e
buttface: we are both whores so what would it ever matter
buttface: wait jungshook you got a job
macchiato: yeah i was gonna say until yall so rudely interrupted me
top: where?
macchiato: same place as ur bf
buttface: oh
buttface: he was talkin bout this new guy at work the other day actually
buttface: he said he trained u
macchiato: yup
buttface: wow
macchiato: what does wow mean?
buttface: nothin he just..........had a lot to say abt u
macchiato: deets pls
macchiato: what did he say abt me
buttface: r u sure u want this information
macchiato: yes pls
buttface: alright heres a paraphrase:
buttface: "jimin-hyung this little shit of a kid came in today and i already hate him. i tried to show him how to do the dishes and he sprayed water down my shirt. im ready to murder this little shit of a kid."
buttface: there were some curses but i omit them for your feelings
macchiato: its ok
macchiato: he told all this to my face actually
macchiato: he said his mom has trained more competent ppl than me
grammercheque: he has a fair point
macchiato: you all suck
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top: my nam is jin
top: an wen i feel
top: i go to bed
top: i ete my mele
chaotic evil: go to bed hyung
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matrix: im making sandwiches does anyone want any
top: yes
chaotic evil: yes
macchiato: yes
buttface: yes
grammercheque: yes
otterpop: yes
otterpop: jimins bf wants one too
matrix: what the fuck
otterpop: pls
matrix: no one enter the kitchen for an hour
top: what why
matrix: No reason at all, hyung.
grammercheque: actually nvm i dont want one
matrix: Too bad, hyung. You're getting a fucking sandwich whether you like it or not.
macchiato: im scared
matrix: You should be.
otterpop: im
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buttface: hey yall ever see my boy in ls
macchiato: wh a t
macchiato: you better bring him over here rn or else imma steal him straight up
buttface: its rly weird bc his koreans way better in ls than in bs its so weird
buttface: he calls me 'hyungie' at literally ever single moment
buttface: i thinks its because i teach him korean words??????? uh
chaotic evil: what he drop to
buttface: like a six
buttface: usually hes in ms but rn hes in ls
top: bring him now or die
buttface: NO HES MY BABY
buttface: oh my god he literally just slap p ed me?
buttface: oh he saw the text
buttface: he said he doesnt belong to me o o p s
(buttface has added to collabing with chainsmokers for some reason: King)
King: I BELONG TO NO ONE JIMIN
buttface: but you called me hyungie
King: well YEAH but doesnt mean i belong to you okay
macchiato: did edemame boi just call his own cg out
King: i did
top: woah what happened to your grammer
King: Grammar*.
top: nvm
grammercheque: hey edemame you come over to my studio and ill let u press a bunch of fun buttons
King: yea ok
(King has left the group chat collabing with chainsmokers for some reason)
buttface: hyung youre a traitor
(grammercheque has changed grammercheque to: best cg ever)
best cg ever: try me bitch
buttface: i hate my life i want to die
best cg ever: Then Perish.
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