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top: WoW discourse is going into the chat and arguing about where japanese swords come from

best cg ever: and they call ME the grandpa

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buttface: can i change my username yet

macchiato: you sure cant

buttface: what the hell why not

macchiato: okay here

(macchiato has changed buttface to: facebutt)

facebutt: i have to admit thats fair

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best cg ever: today at work some kid got five large bags of popcorn

best cg ever: and proceeded to sit down and eat it for two hours

best cg ever: wasnt even on a phone or something just sat there

best cg ever: eating

best cg ever: target popcorn

chaotic evil: was it taehyung

otterpop: okay first of all

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matrix: wow its 2018 already haha

matrix: i havent showered since LAST YEAR hahaha

matrix: hey i havent slept since LAST YEAR AHAHAHA

matrix: i havent eaten since L A S T YE AR

chaotic evil: hoseok its been a week what the hell are you doing

matrix: ...

matrix: hey guess what i haveNT DONE ANYTHING since L A S T Y E A R

(chaotic evil has changed matrix to: stinky)

chaotic evil: go shower stinky

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otterpop: my sense of humour resonates that of john mulaney

otterpop: awkward but lightly relatable but not enough to actually relate to it, just relatable enough to go "oh yeah that sounds true"

macchiato: WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT

macchiato: WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT

macchiato: WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT

macchiato: WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT

macchiato: WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT

macchiato: WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT

macchiato: WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT

macchiato: its not unUSUAL

best cg ever: jesus christ

otterpop: appreciates your concern

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facebutt: can someone explain to me what 'mijo' means

facebutt: jinhyungs been calling me 'chiquito mijo'??

top: ahhhh.... mi mijo..... mi chiquito mijo........ te amo, mi mijo... mi chiquito mijo........

best cg ever: hes been doing this to me too

top: ahhh! mi pequeño mijo!!! te amo~~~~

facebutt: what even

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