7

14 2 0
                                    

fave daddy: quick q

fave daddy: which arm is supposed to tingle when ur having a stroke or heart attack or whatever

jimins only hoe: thats ur left arm hyung where ur heart is

jimins only hoe: unless you were born w it on the right then i guess the right arm

jimins only hoe: why

fave daddy: good news

fave daddy: its not a stroke or a heart attack

thot overlord: aint they the same thing

fuckboi: no kookie

thot overlord: but they can both potentially kill u so

otterpop: i can also potentially kill you but does that make me a heart attack

rapper tears: yes

rapper tears: everytime you enter a room i want to die

otterpop: you literally asked me to come to the studio today

rapper tears: orite

rapper tears: forgot to tell you guys that i plan on dying today

rapper tears: so i invited tae to come near me

rapper tears: was nice knowin yall

jimins only hoe: jinhyung whats wrong w ur arm anyways

fave daddy: idk its tingling

fave daddy: [video]

rapper tears: holy shit your arm is moving weird w t f

rapper tears: its like...moving wo moving ur arm

jimins only hoe: hyung u prob got a pinched nerve or something. probs under your shoulder blade w a knot but more likely in your arm where ur elbow is

fave daddy: i cant move my arm

fave daddy: i know im the eldest but someone h e l p m e

jimins only hoe: where r u

fave daddy: im at home bc i cant do anything

fave daddy: i tried to make coffee and i spilled shit everywhere

jimins only hoe: dont u worry hyung doctor joon is coming for u

fave daddy: joons the real mvp

(jimins only hoe has changed their name to: doctor mvp)

(fave daddy has changed their name to: arm tingle)

arm tingle: who changed my name thats so rude

rapper tears: guilty

rapper tears: but i can get away w it because you cant even lift a hand to smack me LMAO

arm tingle: i got some damn feet imma shove up ur ass

fuckboi: kinky

arm tingle: the entire right side of my body is going numb

thot overlord: maybe u should get off ur phone ur gonna get carpal tunnel

otterpop: ok how do u know what carpal tunnel is

otterpop: but not the difference between a heart attack and a stroke

thot overlord: i stopped paying attention in health class after sex ed

fuckboi: jfc

arm tingle: oh good joon made it

BTS: Grope ChatWhere stories live. Discover now