'i'm pregnant' prank

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i already told you to hear me out 😩 i suppose the characters have to be aged up... so 27-30-ish? yeah :D        your words = italic          their words = regular 


mikey:

"PARDON"

"huh?"

"My... Kid?"

"Yeah, what else would it be 🤓"

"Can't be mine than 😕"

"Why?"

"PULL-OUT GAME STRONG 💪"


draken:

"No."

"What do you mean 'No'?"

"I wear protection."

"...?"

"Condoms"

-can't fool this guy


baji:

"Um.."

"What?"

"Don't you think its a bit early?"

"So what are you asking me to do?"

"I Don't Know"

"If you want it you can keep it, I'll still be here"

"It's a prank."

"THIS ISN'T A PRANKING MATTER 👺"

-tad bit angry


chifuyu:

-ACTUALLY believes you

"AWW I CAN'T WAIT TO BE A FATHER"

-you could contain yourself until he started doing more wonderful things for you😭

"Honey, It's a Prank"

"Well, Okay, Some other day then"

-surprisingly took it well


hakkai:

"Nuh-uh."

-also uses condoms


mitsuya:

"You sure about that?"

"Yes. Positive." 

"Where's the test then?"

-he caught you there


koko:

"YES"

"Happy, are you?"

"I can spoil a CHILD"

"Calm down"

"WHY"

"It's a prank"

"Oh-" *gloomy spongebob music*


inui:

-plain

-doesn't trust you

-also can't fool him

-saw right through your facade


shinichiro:

"Deadass?"

"Deadass."

"YIPPEEEE"

-so bummed when you told him it was a prank


nah i just realized- aren't they all fatherless 😀 so they could all say 'i'll be a better dad than my dad' 💀 - anyway god damn i'm tired 

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