𝑻𝑶𝑲𝒀𝑶 𝑹𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑺𝑪𝑬𝑵𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑺 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑵𝑶𝑵

things they've been turned on by before

I'M RUNNING OUT OF NAMES FOR JACKING OFF BRO

mikey:

-a chair

-he hit his groin area on a curved part of a chair, it didn't turn out very well ☠

draken:

-a hair binder

-he was dared [by the boys] to put a hair binder on his uhh _____ and keep it there; he got a HUGE ass boner

-he went to "shake it off" if you know what i'm saying, it was baji's hair binder

baji:

-hair pulling

-back on the hair topic, he got his hair pulled by mikey and boy did he find that hot

-about the hair-binder-incident, he never asked for the hair tie back

chifuyu:

-LOTION DBRHBWN<EFQ:FLQKQN

-he definitely has experience with rubbing one out, and once he saw the same brand of lotion, it brought back memories.

mitsuya:

-tennis ball

-WE ALLLLLLL KNOW HE WAS ON THE TENNIS TEAM [knowing him it was prolly varsity too]

-he uh, got hit in his no-no square and yk, his um dick got excited :)

hakkai:

-nothing

-HE HASN'T EVER BEEN TURNED ON BEFORE

-bro is a virgin + no experience AT ALL

[y'all can't convince me that it doesn't take him a while to get turned on]

mucho:

-flashlight

-so flashlights create some sort of heat right? he was a TAD BIT horny and doesn't own a vibrator or sex toy so he used a flashlight

-that night he ended up spanking his monkey real hard 

[THESE SYNONYMS HAVE ME DYING BRO]

hanma:

-a laugh [?]

-he was laughing WAYYY too hard

-and lets say he had to take a piss break and tommy-tanked it while doing so 😭

south:

-a leg

-this happens to be more on the...normal side, but someone kicked him in his testis and he went absolutely feral

shinichiro:

-his hand

-this would be normal if it was someone else's hand but since its his own, it's kinda weird

-he definitely does the one hander commander every Tuesday night while watching spongebob

i decided to write this because i "accidentally" hit some boy in the balls with a baseball a couple days back and he was as hard as a rock

+

today we had a sub AND HE WAS SO FUCKING HARD BRO

i love you <3