kazutora hanemiya

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(ಥ﹏ಥ) sorry i didn't post this week- things got stressful 😭 i hope i can make it up to you all <3

-he is VERY compulsive. mostly when he buys stuff. your fridge isn't producing ice cubes? new refrigerator. bed sheets aren't keeping you warm? 10 weighted blankets.

-HE IS THE STEREOTYPICAL PERSON THAT'S NICE TO YOU BUT A DICK TO OTHERS 💀

-south, hanma, and him. what do they all have in common? they always cause chaos and can't go a minute without making a joke about a penis.

-he gets turned on by things you do for him. once you made him lunch for work and he got so hard that he started jacking off in the cats play pen.

-he is an okay kisser, but only at home. in public he refuses to kiss you unless he is jealous. or someone else is flirting with you.

-he can't and won't really help with periods, he tried to avoid you when you were on your period at first because he was scared of you.

-he can be a very kinky boy. similar to some of the others, when he's mad he will take it out on you. but if he's happy, he'll also take it out on you. 8/10 pussy eater, 2/10 dick eater, he isn't skilled in that regimen.

-his favorite anime would be Dragon Ball Z or One Piece.

-would he still love you as a worm? no. this was his answer: "i love you very very very much....but you as a worm? i'd probably freak and throw you out the window even if i knew it was you." he apologized later.

-he's a 10 but...he picks his ass and smells his hand #digging-for-gold-but-no-gold-found.

-he's a 1 but... his aesthetic is really pretty.

-"hey kazu?" "yeah..?" "what song reminds you of me?" "uhhh..." and he never answers until the middle of the night "i think 'Where'd All the Time Go?' by Dr. Dog".

-he likes to kiss you on your cheeks.

-weird boyfriend gesture: he likes to remind you how beautiful you are randomly.

-him having a pregnant s/o would be super funny. he likes to try to balance things on your tummy in hopes of not spilling drinks. he isn't very calm though, no one really expects him to be either.

-he's super loud during the delivery and got kicked out for yelling a bit too loud.

other:

-he has ADHD

-while he's texting he uses :), :0, :3, :>, XD or xD, :P, :D, and other faces using the keyboard.

-he does not nor will not take shit from anyone.

-kazutora hates ordering food, he'll either have you do it, but he prefers the door delivery.


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