𝑻𝑶𝑲𝒀𝑶 𝑹𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑺𝑪𝑬𝑵𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑺 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑵𝑶𝑵

terano south

the next kid of Kim Kardashian 😮‍💨 thank you baby akiraxPP 😩

-he is obviously ambitious. but he can also be blunt and careless. he has no problem with those traits, he thinks they make him who he is today. not only is he used to people calling him names and hating him, but he can take a shitload of criticism and not feel a thing.

-he's also great at indicating flaws or insecurities on people and create criticism towards them. he never does it to you though.

-if he ever developed feelings for you, he'd immediately tell you without a thought in the world. it doesn't matter if you like him or not cause he'll still make you his subordinate one way or another.

-he knows what a period is, but he chooses to not care. goes about his daily routine, he knows you'll survive so he doesn't need to help. he'll even get close enough to have sex, but since he needs consent he will wait for you to give it to him.

-boy when i tell you, he is VERY HORNY all the time. he's also a monster in bed. he's into everything and has literally every kink. he almost feels bad for you, but i can't guarantee that. he isn't that bad at aftercare. scratch that, it depends on how much energy he has left.

-he's not that clingy, only when he wants something from you, and will be clingy until he gets it.

-isn't a very good comforter, but he still tries. if you feel bad he'll let you talk to him, he doesn't mind being your personal stuffed animal, he might even play a "soothing" song on the piano for you.

-this man LOVES food. eats the equivalent to 3 meals in one. he eats 3 meals a day so it's equal to 9 meals per day. but for his huge mass, it's like normal meals to him.

-he gets turned on by violence. literal violence.

-he likes to kiss you on your forehead and hand so he doesn't have to bend down. he acts like an old man, like he can't bend down, or you don't deserve him to bend down. you'll have to earn it if you want it.

-manspreads? YES. you've seen how tall this mf is, he HAS to. imagine if he actually had good posture. he does not and will not ever have good posture.

-he's prolly one of the best partners to be with while/if you're pregnant. he views it as a learning opportunity, and has so much fun with you while you are. he makes sure everything is neat and orderly, and you will never catch him lagging.

-he SHOUTS in the delivery room. he almost got kicked out like 10 times but he's gotta do what he's gotta do. super proud of you, and shows it in every way. he also makes sure everyone knows it. the sadistic place in his eyes faded once he saw his child in his arms.

-100/10 best dad. teaches the child things they definitely shouldn't be though. BUT, he's also the favorite parent. [favoritism 😮‍💨]

miscellaneous:

-cannot keep quiet on his life

-his screams sound like a scared child

-he makes really weird similes and metaphors

-he put on a bra once and he said that it was [and i quote] "immaculate"

-he either has amazing handwriting or the most shitty handwriting

okay, i've got 2 more to do 💀

but at the same time 🤭

anyway, i love you <3

[i also love this man]