Obama sat in Biden's office since he was off taking a 4 hour dump. Obama scrolls through cornhub before falling out of his seat as his phone rang suddenly.
"MR FORMER PRESIDENT, SOMEONE FROM ALABAMA IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND THE CURRENT PRESIDENT HAD A HEART ATTACK AND EVAPORATED!" yelled the voice on the other side.
"Hold tight, I'll be there soon", Obama replied calmly and hung up. He turned the chair around like in those superhero kid shows. He looks out the window epicly and calls god. I'm
God doesn't pick up the first time but after 3 tries he finally picks up.
"Shrek discovered his power", Obama says.
"Yeah I don't really care", responds God.
"You better care because he can take your spot. Remember I'm the one that gave you your powers in my first life", Obama answers angrily.
"Ughh fine", responds god as he hangs up the phone.
Obama continues to stare out the window epicly as random wind that came from nowhere makes his suit flow.
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How Shrek started World War 3
ActionThis was a writing challenge we started the year off with in 8th grade ELA and the kids at my table went crazy. So here it is, in full detail, enjoy.
