du bist sehr schön | damon albarn

9.

juno was rudely awaken the next morning by a knock at her door. she didn't get up at first, waiting for whoever it was to leave, but this person was persistent and seemed adamant to get to juno.

she grumbled a few curses before getting up and running downstairs to get the door. what she didn't expect to see, was liam through the window. confused, she swung the door open.

"what are you lot doing here"? she yawned.

"where is he"? liam asked angrily.

"pardon"? juno replied, confused as to how he knew.

"albarn. where is he"? liam repeated, letting himself in the house.

"right here, mate". damon smirked, walking down the stairs.

"the fuck are you doing in juno's house"? liam shouted, pointing at damon.

"oh y'know, getting a quick shag, the usual". damon joked, trying to get a rise out of liam.

"damon"! juno shouted, appalled that he'd say something like that.

"fuck you albarn! you little twat i'm gonna fuck you up"! liam yelled, storming over towards damon.

"oi liam! stop that"! juno called out, grabbing liam by the back of his sweatshirt, pulling him back with so much force that he toppled over. this set damon into a laughing fit, watching the smaller girl absolutely knock liam over.

"shit liam, sorry i didn't mean to make you fall". juno said, offering to help liam up. damon was still cackling in the background.

liam got up without help from juno, staring at her coldly.

"you're seriously shagging this wanker? jesus christ juno... out of anyone, seriously"? liam said.

"liam we're not shagging, but even if we were, it's none of your business. you could've easily made this whole situation non existent if you would've fuckin' made things official with me. but you refused, so it's not your fuckin' problem if i'm shagging other men, or fuck it even women"! juno shouted. damon had now stopped laughing and was now watching the argument unfold.

"what, so now you're a queer too? fucking hell juno what had gotten into you. you know what? there's a fuckin' reason i never wanted to be with you, and that is because you're a little priss". liam replied, pointing at juno.

"woah woah woah liam, don't get your nickers in a knot". damon said, stepping forward.

"oh i'm a priss? what, because i won't fuck you in the stall of a toilet in a club? and yeah, i am a big fuckin' queer. have been for years. in fact, i kissed girls way longer than ive been kissing guys, and if you have an issue with that then fuck you". juno retorted, opening her front door, forcing liam out.

"go fuck yourself juno". liam shouted as he walked out the door.

"she can't, she'll be too busy fucking me"! damon called out with a smirk, before closing the door.

"what the fuck damon"! juno shouted at him, closing the door.

"what"? damon asked, confused as to why she was upset with him.

"look, i know you were just trying to tick liam off, but come on damon, don't lie about stuff like that. especially to him". juno replied.

"i'm sorry juno, was just trying to manifest it into the world". damon smirked.

juno laughed and flicked damon in the forehead.

"how did he even know you were here"? juno asked.

"i dunno actually, i only told graham that i was going out, but didn't even tell him where i was going". damon replied.