Marie's Agent 4 Factopedia

Agent 4 makes First Contact with Inkfurlers

I really hope that next time Marina decides to hack into my work that she can at least let me know beforehand so that I'm at least aware of it. Anyway, onto the next entry. - Callie

Date: July 30th, 2017

It's starting to get late but that's not stopping Agent 4 from trying to squeeze in one last kettle before the end of the day. The more I look at Agent 4, the more I see Agent 3 in them, Agent 3 also had that same level of tenacity. And that same desire to cover me in ink despite how my umbrella blocks any ink from landing on me, just stop, you're not breaking through it.

Come on Marie, it's better to shake all the ink off rather than to avoid it. You know Marie, you could just take it like a true squid like what Gramps, Captain, and I do. - Callie

Agent 4 would eventually find another kettle and just hop right into it. Sheldon then gave Agent 4 the Hero Shot though I sorta think that he's trying to steal official Cuttlegear designs now since this isn't one of his weapons that he can sell in his shop like the other stuff. You can't just take someone else's weapon and oh, Sheldon was the one who made the initial blueprints of the Hero Shot and Gramps apparently refined them nevermind.

Thank goodness that was quickly settled, I didn't want to hear some long rant about how original the Hero Shot is. Does make you wonder if Gramps violated one of Sheldon's funky copyright policies. - Callie

Anyway, Agent 4 encounters for the first time, inkfurlers that when shot, unfurl. Agent 4 once again shows off how reckless they are and rushes in, causing me to feel obligated to let them know that Inkfurlers roll back and that they should stay sharp to avoid being caught off guard. They then reach the first checkpoint and have to watch out for Shielded Octotroopers, though they may be shielded, Agent 4 releases that while they are shielded from their ink, they aren't shielded from Inkfurlers and uses those to avoid getting cooked, and hooked the Octosuckers instead. "Stay Fresh" was a way better catchphrase.

It rhymes better than Stay Fresh does, so it's an improvement. More of an improvement than just "Catch ya later" from Deep Cut. - MC.Princess

Wait Pearl, when did you come in? - Callie

I've been watching this whole transcription happen, sorry I came in so sudden but I wasn't going to let Marie use Off the Hook as a glutton of insults. - MC.Princess

Have it your way then. Though can I please just get back to transcribing this entry and then discuss when you and Marina can pop in? - Callie

As you wish, though Marina and I are ready to dish up more. - MC.Princess

Agent 4 then continues to charge through the Inkfurlers even going up them like it's nothing and seemed to have a lot of fun going down a long Inkfurler ramp. I have also taken all the Inkfurlers in this stage to use them for my amusement park. It shall be called: "Marie's Inkfurling Fun," and entertain inklings and octolings alike all the while charging exuberant prices on food and drink and having super long lines for rides unless they pay 5000 for the fast pass. 

I mean, I can see you getting lots of customers. Only problem is that I'm not sure how much money you're willing to invest in that, and if I want actually to just be stuck at an amusement to perform songs. I've heard enough Amusement Park horror stories for one night thank you very much. - Callie

After going down the big slide that's gonna be turned into an attraction at my amusement park, Agent 4 uses the launchpad and ends up in front of a lot of Inkfurlers, I even said to Agent 4 that there were a lot of Inkfurlers, and being as reckless as they are, Agent 4 just charges in, unfurling Inkfurlers after Inkfurlers and defeating the octarians along the way like a champ making it all look so easy. Perhaps recklessness is more of a gift than a curse.

Marie is finally seeing the light, stop using your lame charger, pickup a roller and follow my lead!!! Roller Sisters here we come!!! - Callie

You do realize that this is still on the second area? Her opinions might change into a hysteria over recklessness. - MC.Princess

You really don't need to shoot me down like Marie does. A girl can have hope. - Callie

Sheldon spots the zap fish and lets Agent 4 know as Agent 4 comes face to face with a wall of shielded Octotroopers leading to them flanking the Octotroopers and approaching them from the side. Truly a genius maneuver. Agent 4 then finds a cannon, and proceeds to hijack it. I think they might've played too much Grand Squid Auto because they seemed a tad too comfortable in that cannon as they blaster all the Octarians in sight before unfurling the last Inkfurler with the cannon and climbed it to snatch the zap fish. 

You know, I really enjoyed Grand Squid Auto, why you gotta be hating on it Marie? I liked being able to jack random squids and steal their cars. It was so much fun! - Callie

I learned how to drive from Grand Squid Auto. - MC.Princess

So that's why you run over random inklings on the sidewalk whenever I'm riding with you. - Callie

I was rather impressed with Agent 4's diligence along with how eventful today was, and wanted to act moderately natural so that Sheldon doesn't realize that I copied some of his weapon schematics when he wasn't looking.

Dammit Marie. I'm partially tempted to tell Sheldon that you were stealing weapon schematics but then again, Sheldon was a wimp that chose Team Neutral during Chaos vs Order. I'm willing to give my respect to Team Order, but Team Neutral are just a bunch of wimps that couldn't choose. - Callie

Dang Callie, speaking facts to that could start up a rally! - MC.Princess

I made chocolate cake for everyone in hopes of accomplishing both however Sheldon declined as he needed to go back to the "Sheldon-cave" to modify his weapons, while Agent 4 seemed to devour the whole thing. I only got to have one slice.

And I didn't get any. - Callie

Did Octavio never give you any cake while you were mind controlled? - MC.Princess

No, everything was wasabi flavored, pretty sure that for a period of time I was unable to taste anything because my mouth felt like it was on fire. - Callie

Agent 4 only has 3 more kettles before the boss kettle opens up so if they keep up this pace, and don't pull down the their ... they're doing it. Agent 4 just took a dump right off the edge and that was after they pulled their pants down all the way to pee. I need to go bleach my eyes real quick because otherwise that image is going to be burned into my memory for the rest of my life.  Apologies for ending this entry on such a sudden note.

Causing chaos even before the Chaos vs Order Splatfest, Agent 4 was just destined for chaos from the very start. - Callie

Well ok then, it's starting to get late for both of us, and Marina is already asleep, perhaps we should get some sleep to avoid giving Marie any peep of her Agent 4 fan fiction being leaked? - MC.Princess

Fair point, though we really need to coordinate who's transcribing what sooner rather than later. As I don't want my computer to get hacked again. - Callie