Marie's Agent 4 Factopedia

EXTREME Parking, Parking Without a Car

Date: August 3, 2017

The only reason why part of this title is in all caps is because of those dumb fake wrestling events Callie made me watch where they would shout the word "extreme" as loudly as possible and I figured that would give us some luck with finding Callie. 

HEY, Wrestling is real! - Callie.

Agent 4 is already moving on the next kettle unexpectedly, I was thinking that they were going to stop for a quick break but I guess they're rather determined to knockout these kettles despite how I haven't even bothered to tell them the full story yet. If Agent 4 keeps this pace up, I might tell them about Callie and the existence of Agent 3 and all the stuff I left out to keep them focused, mostly.

MARIE, IT WAS A BAG OF WASABI, get over it! Other than that, I look forward to when Marie decides to tell Agent 4 about everything. I honestly love reading the different parts in which Marie shows that she cares about things that aren't herself, winning, or insulting me on live television. - Callie

Agent 4 is provided a Hero Charger for this and set off. Except their ability to go forward was impeded by three sprinklers. Agent 4 didn't seem bothered by the sprinklers though and instead used them to practice their aim with the Hero Charger.

You know, I really should do that the next time we ever switch weapons, I have a hard time hitting anything. That doesn't mean that Marie doesn't struggle too, she keeps trying to aim with a roller. Normally, I just slam it and hope for the best. - Callie 

Hey, Other New Boss, we heard what you asked and were willing to do what you asked. - Shiver

Let's talk later then, I'll fill you in on what you guys'll be doing, please don't tell Marie about this either. - Callie

Ay! - Big Man

After taking out the sprinklers, Agent 4 uses the Hero Charger to ink up a nearby wall to climb and get higher up. Agent 4 then takes down some Octotroopers and finds a car. Unfortunately, the car is locked and Agent 4 isn't able to steal it and run over the Octarians.

When I did the interior design of this place, I'm pretty sure that I made it a rule that all cars parked here were to be locked. - Callie

Wait, you did interior design at one point, Other New Boss. - Frye

Can you guys please just wait until I finish transcribing this entry. I'll explain to you everything once I'm done. I purposefully kept it vague because I didn't want to risk any of you telling your new boss what I was doing. - Callie

Understood. - Shiver

*Shiver has disconnected*

*Frye has disconnected* 

*Big Man has disconnected*

I tell Agent 4 that they should always find a path that they can use to retreat down when taking engagements but they don't seem to care. Agent 4 then finds one car getting washed around some rolls of ink and just moves right through after firing a shot with their charger.

I remember this, I was trying to paint the cars pink because I thought that it would make them look really cool. Octavio wasn't entirely impressed but the moral of the Octarians did seem to go up so it was kept detached from everything else. - Callie

After taking an ink rail to the next area, Agent 4 encounters an Octoling and stews that sucker, a nice medium rare.

If there's anything Marie, Marina, Pearl, and I can agree on, it's best to order meat as medium rare. While medium is when the meat at it's best, ordering it medium rare, means that if something goes wrong, the meat is either going to be medium and still edible and delicious, or rare and able to be sent back to allow for it to be cooked a little bit more to being it to a medium rare. If you order it medium, you risk receiving a medium well steak and that's more toward the inedible side of meat. If you order your meat well, I think you're insane. - Callie

One launchpad after that, Agent 4 has to stay out of sight of an Octosniper that happens to be conveniently out of Agent 4's range. Through the use of hiding in their own ink and by using cover, Agent 4 is able to stay out of Octosnipers range and even performed a sick 360 charger shot on one of the Octarians. I was sorta recording it happening so I'll probably post it on my Squitter at some point after we take Octavio down. 

She actually did post the 360 Charger shot on her Squitter, it was really cool. - Callie

After taking some dash tracks onto another checkpoint, Agent 4 takes a quick breather per my orders since they seemed out of sight of the Octosniper. After taking a quick breather, Agent 4 did something cool, I don't know what because I kinda wasn't paying attention because I wanted to watch the 360 charger shot again but it had to be cool and awesome. 

Couldn't have asked Sheldon for what it was Agent 4 did? Wait never mind, Sheldon is dead to you. - Callie

Agent 4 is about to hop onto some dash tracks and I suggest that they try storing their charger's charge before going onto those dash tracks since they were gonna take Agent 4 face to face with the Octosniper and Agent 4 would want to beat the Octo-sniper to the draw. Agent 4 complies, stores the charge and unloads on the Octo-sniper, taking them out. 

Nicely done. - Callie

The Octosniper drops the key to the vault that they were guarding which Agent 4 picks up and reveals another launchpad. Agent 4 then shoots a splat-switch to reveal a bridge and another one to reveal an inkable wall.

Oh this is the parking garage that I built so that the Octarians could park their cars. - Callie

I was having a hard time spotting where Agent 4 could go but Agent 4 was able to spot a hidden splat-switch which they shoot to reveal an inkable wall. After picking up some more ink armor, Agent 4 gets ambushed by a Twintacle Octotrooper which they take it as another one would flip in to action as they were hanging sideways. If that was meant as a parking spot, this would have to be the worst parking garage that I've ever seen, and I would bet that they charge hourly in addition to the initial fee. 

Geez Marie, you don't need to be so harsh about the parking garage I built. Yeah sure, you need to ink certain parts to get higher up and some of the different parks fall down but it still worked. I'm a singer, I sing, not an engineer. The parking garage was also completely free to use for all Octarians. - Callie

I was sorta surprised that Agent 4 hadn't broken any bones though Agent 4 doesn't have any bones as squids don't have any bones. I'm sorta surprised that Agent 4 hadn't broken any of their chitin.

What the heck is chitin? - Callie

Agent 4 would make it onto the roof of the poorly made parking garage and had the zap fish in sight.

Marie, get over the bad parking garage already. - Callie

However, after picking a canned Toxic Mist, Agent 4 would be ambushed by two Octolings, which were quickly dispatched with and taken down. Agent 4 did it so cleanly that they didn't even need to use the Toxic Mist too. Anyway, one of the Octarians dropped a key which Agent 4 used to unlock a ride rail that took them to the Zapfish. 2 kettles down 5 more to go. After returning, Agent 4 looks to be in bad shape, not taking that break really put a strain on them. Luckily, I had found a random grill and had started grilled two steaks, medium rare. I had intended for them both to be for me but after seeing how hard Agent 4 has been working, I decided to give them half of one of the steaks and let them have a quick break. 

I would've give Agent 4 an entire steak since there were two but ok then. Sorry for not releasing this entry yesterday, I was so tired yesterday since Marie forced me to try being a night owl the night before that I wasn't able to get a lot of this going. I'm gonna go talk with Deep Cut about everything they need to know about this so that they might do the next entry. - Callie