Are we all fully briefed on everything? - Callie
I am, what you Frye and Big Man? - Shiver
I feel confident with this, coffee is great with 10 sugars and loads of cream. - Frye
Ay! - Big Man
Big Man's right, we may want to add in how it's Big Man typing since he can't quite reach all the keys and Frye, you're not drinking coffee, that's basically cream and sugar. - Shiver
I'm just gonna stay to make sure that you guys don't get side-tracked. - Callie
Ay! - Big Man
Why are you agreeing that we need to be chaperoned, Big Man? - Frye
The fact that we still haven't gotten on with the transcription process kinda gives it away. - Shiver
Oh, right, sorry Other New Boss. - Frye
Date: August 3, 2017.
After taking their break that mostly consisted of some more stretches and pooping off the edge like a barbarian.
You know, when we were searching for treasure without our new bosses, I think I used the bathroom off the edge of the islands too. - Frye
Frye, that's disgusting, stop. - Shiver
Ay! - Big Man
See, even Big Man agrees. - Shiver
Agent 4 sets off on the next kettle and is issued a Hero Splatling. Unfortunately, I am unable to map out the design of the Hero Splatling here because Sheldon is staying at the Sheldon Cave to sort out his recent data-breach. The big thing about the Hero Splatling is that it can be charged up so that it can unleash a large stream of ink which Agent 4 saw first hand when they used it to destroy some crates. The main issue with the Hero Splatling, however, is the time it takes to charge since it tends to take a while which can leave the wielder vulnerable to attacks. It sorta sounds like a charger which makes it all the more frustrating that Sheldon isn't around for me to copy the schematics, build a Hero Splatling myself and mess around with it.
New Boss seems to really like stealing weapon schematics. - Frye
Ay! - Big Man
Well then, maybe we should break into Ammo Knights at some point and steal some weapon schematics ourselves. - Shiver
No, don't encourage our readers to do stupid stuff. - Callie
I'm just joking, since the use of Sheldon Licenses instead of coins mean that there will be no money for us. - Shiver
After using the Hero Splatling's power to wipeout some Octobombs, that were lurking past some crates, and moving up the wall, Agent 4 meets their first ink switch which they shoot with the Hero Splatling to activate it allowing them to start; Climbing into the sky ♩!
Kinda sounds like Agent 4 was pursuing that Trombone in the Sky!!!!! - Frye
Where did that come from? - Shiver
Ay! - Big Man
What the heck is a Trombone Champ? We seem to have some stuff that we need to catch up on after this is finished. - Callie
Indeed we do, perhaps we need to go over them once this is finished. - Shiver
Agent 4 is then surprised by a shielded Octotrooper attacking the with the high ground which leads to them arcing their shots with the Hero Splatling to go over the shield and onto the Octarian driver. Just the way you would do it.
As if, I would've just charged in there. - Frye
Same. - Callie
Agent 4 then shoots an ink switch which unleashes a platform that they use to reach the first launchpad. This launchpad takes Agent 4 to an area that is guarded by some very hostile looking Octosnipers. Agent 4, however, uses the cover too dodge the shots from the Octosnipers and buy themself time to charge up their Hero Splatling to splat those Octoslobs with the impressive range of the Hero Splatling, holy carp.
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