Date: August 4th, 2017
With one kettle left before the boss kettle Agent 4 dives on in, after having 3 cups of coffee and using the restroom off the edge.
Starting to wonder if I shouldn't keep transcribing each time Marie mentions how Agent 4 is using the bathroom over the edge of each of these locations. I want the juicy stuff, not how many times Agent 4 has decided that they're gonna use the bathroom in the wrong place. Also I get some bad flashbacks to have both pee and poop land on my head back when I was mind controlled. -Callie
This one was like the other kettle that Agent 4 had to do in Suction-Cup Lookout where they needed to collect 8 Mini-Zapfish while having to take down Octolings. Unlike that one though, the scenery for this one was different but also my intercom wasn't broken so I should be able hear what Agent 4 has to say, if they have anything to say.
If I recall too, I had these areas modeled after multiplayer stages. I don't entirely know why I had chosen this though, probably a decision forced onto me by the shades. - Callie
Agent 4 wasn't issued any weapons for this kettle so they had free choice on what they wanted to use. They chose to use the Hero Shot.
BORING, be cool and mix it up with something like the Hero Roller. - Callie
Agent 4 begins to move for the first Mini-Zapfish but a ball of Toxic Mist suddenly appears, forcing Agent 4 to destroy it so that their ink wouldn't be drained. As they were knocking out the toxic mist canister, an Octoling super jumps their way on over, however Agent 4 was able to overwhelm the Octoling with the sheer power of their level 2 Hero Shot.
Sheldon must be a real jerk by giving Agent 4 all these different weapons that they need to use to complete the levels because it's preventing Agent 4 from using their best stuff. - Callie
Agent 4 would then bust open the container that held the first mini-zap fish. One down, seven more to go. Agent 4 would then seek higher ground so that they could get an idea on where the next mini-zapfish was but in the process of doing so, they set off a nearby canister of toxic mist forcing them to have to destroy it. After some looking around, Agent 4 would end up busting open a crate which held a key leading to an ecstatic woomy from Agent 4. Agent 4 would then grab the key and make their way to the other side as they had seen another zap fish however a canister of toxic mist and an Octoling ambush Agent 4. Worst of all, the Octoling has a roller and is flinging ink at Agent 4, two hits and ... they just shot the Octoling from outside of it's range to take it out and took out the toxic mist.
DAMMIT MARIE, stop doing this to me. - Callie
This would allow Agent 4 to crack open the canister holding the second mini-zap fish. Two down, six more to go. Agent 4 then notices out of the corner of their eye an Octoling approaching from a far causing them to hurl a nearby rolonium in that Octoling's direction before charging in and taking them out.
Agent 4 has eyes like Marie if they can see that far. - Callie
Agent 4 would then continue making their way closer to the next mini-zap fish before being ambushed by another bottle of toxic mist and an Octoling super jumping over to them. Agent 4, being the trooper that they are, takes care of both Octoling and toxic mist container in no time. They then break open the container and grab the third mini-zapfish. Three down, five more to go.
They're making some really good pace with this. - Callie
Just behind Agent 4 happens to be another mini-zapfish, this one however is protected by two jugs of toxic mist and an octoling. All three of which are roasted by Agent 4's epic skills as they grab the fourth mini-zapfish. We're halfway there.
WHOA!!! LIVIN ON A PRAYER!!!! - Callie
Agent 4 sees the fifth mini-zapfish to their right but as they start heading over, an octoling super jumps behind them hoping to get the drop on them. Agent 4 turns around and sees the octoling and takes them out very quickly. Reminds me of one of Gramps' rules of combat, always check behind you.
Maybe that's why I got squid-napped in the first place. - Callie
Agent 4 then makes their way over to the fifth mini-zapfish but an Octoling super jumps over to protect the Zapfishes only to be mowed down by Agent 4's firepower. After that, Agent 4 grabs the fifth Zapfish. 5 down, 3 more to go. Agent 4 then travels to the left side of the area but as they make their way over, they're ambushed by an octoling appearing from the ink.
The octolings are sharking. - Callie
Agent 4 doesn't seem to mind as they take them out and continue moving toward the left side until another octoling super jumps to their location, only to be mowed down by Agent 4's Hero Shot. Two more octolings surprise Agent 4 but Agent 4 takes them both out before seeing the sixth mini-zapfishes and grabbing it.
These Octolings just don't seem like they can withstand Agent 4 at all. - Callie
Six down, 2 more to go. Agent 4 spots the next Mini-zapfish to their right but are suspicious of some hidden octolings so they take their time to get to the rolonium before activating it to destroy the container holding the seventh mini-zapfish and snagging it. While there was now one mini-zapfish left to snag, Agent 4 was still reckless as an Octoling would super jump their way to Agent 4's position only to be mowed down by Agent 4's hero shot.
Marie needs to stop hating on recklessness. It works in the end. - Callie
After dealing with the octoling, Agent 4 would press on into the octoling spawn area, home to the octoling spawner, which for some reason wasn't spawning any octolings. After passing by the broken octoling spawner, Agent 4 would spot the final mini-zapfish and rush in and grab it without taking out the octoling that came to defend it.
So that's why a random octoling ran up to me and demanded that I put them in the Moray Towers squad back when I was hypnotized. They wanted to avenge their fallen companions. I didn't do it, so I wonder what happened to them. - Callie
With Agent 4 having collected all the Zapfishes needed to open up the boss kettle, I decided to let them refresh themself with some pineapple pizza, without the pineapple since fruit does belong on pizza.
Marie is forgetting that the sauce is made out of tomatoes. If fruit doesn't belong on pizza then we can't have any sauce on pizza which is just dumb. - Callie
I'll write the next entry about Agent 4's next boss battle. Until next time, stay fresh!
I'm gonna need to call Marina though Off the Hook seems to be super busy all of a sudden so it may be a bit until the next entry is transcribed. Until then, stay fresh! - Callie
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